So every knows what skinny dipping is, right? Well look at me; I don’t skinny dip. What I do is called chunky dunk. And I love it because I embrace my big beautiful curves. I am proud of my big boobs and big tits. Now, although I love to show off my assets, I recognize that there is a time and place to show them. I was with my sister and her offspring last summer at this little secluded beach resort. One night, after every was asleep, I snuck out for a little chunky dunk. I love the feel of waves crashing around my ample naked body. I was under the moonlight, rubbing my hands all over my naked body, enjoying the waves splash on me. I was alone, so I decided to rub my clit has the waves crashed against me. I could feel cool sand under my feet, feel the glow of the moon shining on me… I was in a private oasis. Wrong.
When I turned around, I saw a boat, no not a boat, a ship with a ton of old folks standing on the deck with binoculars watching me. Apparently some senior citizen Moonlight cruise. Old men were getting wood in their drawers because of me. I may have dang well given someone with a bad ticker a heart attack. I started to feel bad that I was giving the geriatric population a free sex show, but when I saw them waving and snapping pictures I knew they were enjoying seeing some bouncy titties and taut flesh. Maybe me getting caught was a good thing. My embarrassment didn’t last long when I saw Cocoon Gang adjusting their pants on the deck. I’m better than Viagra. Maybe I need to start volunteering at my local old folk’s home!