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In The Classifieds

I love big black dick. It isn’t so much the color that makes my pussy wet and ready, it’s the size! There is nothing like the feel of a huge cock stuffing my holes and stretching them farther then seems possible. I love the challenge of taking all that cock in my mouth, chocking me, gagging me, till I can’t breath.
But I am on a mission. A mission to find huge white dick. There has to be some white guys out there hung like stallions that want to show me they have what I need too.
So I placed an ad in my local classified ads looking for just that. This is what I posted:

WANTED
I AM A WHITE GIRL WITH AN APPETITE FOR BIG BLACK COCK IN SEARCH OF A BIG WHITE COCK TO FILL MY CREAMY HOLES. ARE YOU MY NEW WHITE STALLION? DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SATISFY ME? IF SO PLEASE RESPOND BY VISITING MY WEB SITE AT: https://fuckaliciousfreaks.com/vinny OR GIVE ME A CALL AT: 1-888-532-0174 I WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHAT YOU’VE GOT! IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE DICK AND JUST WANT TO WATCH TO SEE HOW THE BIG BOYS PLAY, I CAN ARRANGE THAT TOO!

I hope to get a huge response and round up some huge dick! So if you qualify please respond and let’s have some fun!

How Do You Like Your Dog?

 

“I know a weenie man,

He owns a weenie stand,

He sells most everything from hot dogs on down,

One day I’ll share his life,

I’ll be his weenie wife,

HOT DOG I LOVE MY WEENIE MAN!!!!”

 

 

It is National Hot Dog month! Such a versatile food that can be eaten and celebrated in so many ways! I bet between us we can come up with some fun and creative ways to enjoy our hot dogs. Tonight I am grilling some on the bar b que, I bought the cutest little gadgets to cook my dogs on the grill. Everyone gets such a kick out of them! Roasted weenies anyone?

Of course I love to take your hot dog and put it on a bun dressing it with all the fixings and slowly savoring every last inch! I love the way it makes you moan as you are teased to the point of no return waiting for what comes next. And the best part of the great American Dog is when I stuff it in me and you dig in for dinner. You love eating them out of my juicy pussy and driving me crazy in the process. Isn’t it fun to play with and celebrate the hot dog? I think so!

How Do You Like Chocolate?

Today is International Chocolate Day. Of course for girls like me that love BBC, we celebrate chocolate everyday. But in honor of the holiday i thought I would get a little inventive and very creative.
So you tell me, how do you like your chocolate?
Do you prefer to have nipples, hard and erect dipped in dark chocolate for your licking and sucking pleasure?
Do you prefer to have a banana split, served on a huge tight ass, chocolate and strawberry sauce dripping down the round firm cheeks?
Perhaps you would like a hot fudge sundae served up in bowls and topped with perky tits ready for your tongue?
Or do you like to keep it simple and just pour chocolate syrup down a plump jiggling ass, bent over with pussy lips exposed, watching the chocolate drip down the center waiting for you to slurp it up?
Any way you like it, if you want to celebrate International Chocolate Day, it can be loads of fun for both of us!

Adult Phone Chat-A New Adventure

I bet you would have never guessed that my adult phone chat career began in body building. Does that make your dick hard?
Once upon a time I was a body builder. I put in long hours training and competing and was pretty fucking good at it if I do say so myself! (I will let you be the judge)
It wasn’t long before my male fans were wanting to pay for my time. It seems that several men who love female body building have an overpowering fetish. They have an overwhelming desire that is stronger then the desire for fucking or getting head or anything else, to be held down, put in a head lock have their head squeezed between my muscular legs.The sensations makes them rock hard and they cum from the joy of being man handled by a woman. They pay good money to meet in a hotel for this fetish.
It didn’t take long before I was making more money fulfilling these fetishes then I was actually body building so I began doing it full time.
Unfortunately over time, without a regular training regiment I began to loose muscle mass and I wasn’t as appealing to the men wanting to have their fantasy fulfilled.
After exploring several possibilities I decide that adult phone chat was the way to go. Now I spend everyday fulfilling fantasies for men all shapes and sizes!

She Makes Him Watch

I love it when she calls me. As soon as I see her number on the caller id my pussy starts to get moist because I know what is cumming.
She calls to set up the hotel, time and date. She picks the man and she brings her pitiful little husband.
Tonight is the night. My pussy is so ready! She always picks the biggest, darkest, sexiest hunks of chocolate for me.
It is the same every time, we meet and she directs the show. I bring a change of clothes and wear something that I don’t care about getting destroyed.
She makes him rip my clothes off and throw me down. He shoves his big hard cock in my mouth and fucks it hard and with out mercy while they watch. She pulls his little white cock out and shows him how sad and small it is in comparison. She humiliates and taunts him while they watch.
She likes watching me get taken rough the way she wished her husband would fuck her. She waits and watches sucking his little dick all the while telling him that it isn’t enough.
Finally when she is ready, she joins my big black cock and I. She bends over and spreads her ass wide inviting him to shove that huge cock inside her tight ass. She lets him fuck the shit out of her in front of her husband and then when she has cum all over the place, she makes her husband get up, bend over and take her strap on up his ass while I suck his dick and he sucks our big black cock clean of cum and shit.
I love our time together!

He Is Nautical!!!

I was sitting here horny as fucking hell, rubbing my pussy and flipping channels looking for some hot fucking stud to cum with.
Suddenly the room filled with a merry nautical song and a silly yellow cartoon. I don’t know why I stopped flipping channels, but I did and instantly this innocent cartoon became a raunchy ass sex fantasy as I fucked my pussy to the silly little tune and changed things to suit my dripping cunt..

He lives in a pineapple under the sea
Porous and yellow and nautical is he
He has no dick that I can see
Bobby rub all over me

Squidward’s nose is what I wish
It’s big and grey and flops like a fish
I am going to try with all my might
To shove it in my pussy tight

Patrick is their starfish friend
With five long parts to lend a hand
I pretty sure that he would be
Double penetration for me

Mr Krabs is a champ
Giving me some nipple clamps

Plankton come give me a hug
And be my little butt plug
Your antennae tickle deep in me
No baby that’s not pee

Gary is the nautical slug
Suck my cunt, glug, glug, glug

Sandy with your two big teeth
Nibble my clit under the reef

I love my kinky nautical friends
I am cumming hard as my nasty thoughts come to an end! Welcome to my pineapple under the sea!

Earning My Raise

I love the fact that my boss is a woman. There is nothing like pussy
So my boss wanted a meeting with me. She wanted to meet after hours, neutral ground, for a drink or two.
My boss is one hot fucking bitch and I have always thought of fucking her dry.
She likes dick but we have often talked about how she isn’t fond of the cum it spews. Which has always brought my thoughts to licking her pussy till it is just about to cream and then putting on my strap on and bringing her home.
We had our meeting and had a few drinks and the raise was iffy but she was tipsy. so when we got in the car I decided to tip the scales in my favor.
I licked her pussy till she spewed cum deep down my throat. I fucked her with the dildo that I keep in my purse for bathroom breaks and she creamed all over it.
It paid off, this morning I got a call. if I keep satisfying her I get the raise and a promotion!

Oh yeah! It’s Hot!

OK guys it’s summer time and time for my favorite sport, the one that makes my pussy drip when I watch. so is it just me or do you think fucking women’s beach volley ball is the hottest fucking sport on the planet?
All those women all hot and sweaty, covered in sand, bikini bottoms riding up the cracks of their asses, tits flopping all over the place….fucking yeah….and that is just the beginning. Jumping and diving, pussy, ass and tits in faces, mouths open. And all the ass slapping and hot bodies hugging and pressing up against each other. Hand signals behind the back right over plump round asses.
Have I said asses to many times? I don’t care…fine ass firm round asses every where! I love watching this sport and getting all wet and juicy, rubbing my pussy and hard nipples the whole time.
I dream of an orgy with me in the middle of all these fine ass tanned babes.
Maybe it’s just me….but some how I don’t think so. I know your dick gets hard watching too and an orgy with you in the middle doesn’t sound like pulling teeth….

Black Cock Phone Sex With Vinny

I have had this prison pen pal for over a year now. His name is Clarence and we have so much in common. I can’t wait for his letters each week. When I open the mailbox and see a letter I almost cum before I get back inside to rip it open.
At first they were just normal letters about mundane things. What I had done that week and things he was thinking, what he would like to do when he got out. But over time we began talking about our sexual likes and dislikes and the letters have become almost written porn.
I try very hard to make my letters as provocative as the one’s he sends to me and I can imagine him jerking off in his cell as he reads them. Just like I juice my pussy while reading his letters. The thought is very tantalizing indeed.
A few weeks ago I got a letter saying he was getting out and he wanted to meet me. I wasn’t sure at first but the thought of getting fucked stupid by a man that hadn’t been laid in years made me cum so hard my whole body convulsed.
A thousand things ran threw my head. What if he was a little white guy with a tiny dick? I have never met him nor did I know what he looked like. I didn’t have much time so I quickly wrote him back asking for a picture or at least a description. He knew what I looked like as I had sent him several pictures already.
When I received his letter the day before his release that he is a strapping black man that has spent all his time working out in prison I knew I would not only meet him, but let him fuck my pussy till it was raw.
I was not disappointed when he got off the bus. He is a huge hunk of chocolate and I wanted him to devour me whole!
When we got back to my place I wasted no time ripping my clothes off and jerking his pants down to reveal a huge, swollen cock waiting for my little pussy.
We fucked for two days straight and I can barely walk. He had so much built up that he nearly blew my head off with his first cum shot. I have taken it in every hole I have and loved every minute of it.
I am looking for a new pen pal now!

Let Me Feed Your Need…

They say that I am a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios but I don’t care. I live free and easy and love to fuck and play. So when I saw an old movie with beautiful woman feeding the men grapes while half naked. Bodies every where and one big fucking orgy I decided to be creative.
After I got my fingers out of my pussy and licked them clean, I went to the store to buy some fruit of my own. When I got home I called my girlfriend to tell her I needed a hand with something.
When I explained to her my plan we both were horny as hell so we got our fuck on first and ate the extra fruit out of each others twats.
After I got washed up I called one of my fuck buddies and ask him if he was free and if he would like to come over for a treat. Of course he is always down for some fun and said he would be right over.
So I laid on the bed and let my girl arrange the fruit all over my plump round ass (his favorite body part) and had her wait in the living room for him so she could answer the door and direct him my way.
As soon as he stepped in the room his dick was hard and his clothes were off. I remember looking up and seeing my girlfriend standing in the doorway getting herself off.
After that it was one fucking good time. Another brilliant idea, Vinny!
Way to fucking go!