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Titty Fucking Phone Sex with BBW Glenda: Cum on My Tits

So my friend has this cute foreign guy staying with her for a month. He barely speaks English, but she said she walked in on him by accident in the bathroom the other morning and it appeared he was pretty hung for a short guy. Well of course I have been obsessing over it since she told me, so I decided to come by for breakfast. I do like some big cock. He was sitting on the couch reading a newspaper. I was wearing a slutty but hot outfit to show off my huge tits and catch his attention. He seemed impervious to my boobs. A one eyed old monkey with cataracts notices my tits. WTF? Well I yanked that newspaper right outta his hand and thrust my tits in his face, then pulled my top down so they were dangling in his face. I then motor boated him until I saw the bulge in his pants. Oh my, my friend might be on to something. While still buried in my plump big natural breasts, I unzipped his pants and out popped a pleasant surprise. He did have a nice cock. At this point he was working with me. He didn’t understand the words that were coming out of my mouth, but he understood my actions. Actions do speak louder than words.

Before long my mouth was devouring his thick shaft and I needed both hands to hold onto that  thing. I was bobbing up and down his member  and playing with my juicy twat at the same time. I was so wet too. He started guiding his cock to my tits. I knew what that meant. He wanted titty fucked. He needed my boobs. Well I do have the perfect titties for fucking! I grabbed a boob in each hand, wrapped them around his cock and sucked him  using my tits to help! His cock didn’t even get lost in my natural 40 EEs. Didn’t take long before his balls got tight and a load shot all over my boobs and face. Big load too. Yummy load. Gosh I love being covered in cum. I am a cum slut jizz junkie at heart. That was the protein shake I needed this morning. The language of fucking is universal.

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex with BBW Glenda: Makeshift Dildos

Today I was out by my pool and got really horny. I went to my bedroom to get a vibrator . I was all set to play with my pussy all day long as I worked on my tan. And dangit, the fucking batteries were dead. I got a little frustrated and threw my pink friend over the fence. My neighbors will have a nice surprise. Hopefully their fur friend doesn’t find it first and drop it on the porch! My fingers were just  not gonna do the trick today. I was turbo charged sexually. I suddenly channeled my inner Martha Stewart, which is rare. I am hardly the crafty type. I started opening drawers and cabinets to see what I could find to fuck myself with today. I didn’t even have any garden veggies in the house. But, I did have play dough, a roll of paper towels, crazy glue and some plastic little Easter eggs left over from Easter. Fuck Martha Stewart, I was about to be MacGyver.

I stared intently at the items on my kitchen counter as I rubbed my clit. The need for something inside my pussy  made me creative. I undid the Easter eggs, glued one half on each paper towel ring on both ends. I then rolled the play dough onto the paper towel rings and over the plastic egg covers. I spent some time perfecting the shape until it had a cylinder shape around the middle and a penis like head. I then baked it in the oven for 30 minutes until the play dough hardened and glistened. I let it sit for another 30 minutes to cool down and then I examined it. It was hard and round and the perfect shape. I got up on my kitchen counter and slowly inserted it into my pussy. OMG. It was still a bit warm, but it was long and thick and felt awesome in my cunt. I fucked that pretty purple homemade dildo for an hour before I squirted everywhere and decided I wanted more.  I had tons of play dough left over from a birthday party, so I decided to make several more handmade fuck toys. By the time I was done, I had a rainbow of homemade dildos.

It really is amazing how creative one can get when without a cock or batteries. You know, I may never use a vibrator again. My play dough dildos feel awesome and they are good for the environment.  In  fact, I am gonna call up some of my girlfriends and have them come over and take them for a test drive.  Trust me, if you wanna jack off I can help you. Hell, we can rub one out together and get creative with what we use to pleasures ourselves. Wait, that makes me the MacGyver of Mutual Masturbation phone sex!

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: My First Bald Beaver

A few years ago, my BFF told me my pussy was ugly. She said no guy wants to lick a hairy snatch; no girl either. Well, I was upset thinking that I was losing out on cock because I had some girl fur. I had thought men were not interested me once they saw me naked because I had saggy tits or a big butt or even a little cellulite on my thighs. At that point in my life, I was insecure about my curves. I considered myself fat. Being the kick ass friend she was, she arranged for her “personal landscaper” to come to my house. I was nervous. I mean hot wax on my pussy? That sounded painful.  I was so nervous I even shaved my cunt a bit to trim it up for the groomer. How funny was that? Turns out that was a bad idea because the more hair you have on your twat, the easier it is to pull the hair from the root. Well, I downed a bottle of wine, and my bestie took pics for special memory book. The pain wasn’t that bad. I fucking loved my new bald look. So smooth and pretty. Showed off my plump pussy lips very well too. I actually found the whole thing so hot, that I masturbated.  Right there for my BFF and her spa lady to see. That was the first time I ever had a woman  lick my pussy too. The girls wanted me to see how much better it feels to be licked on when have a smooth canvas. It felt so good, that not a week goes by now that I don’t indulge in some girl on girl action. Women eat the best pussy.

My BFF was right too. The problem with men backing out on fucking me once I was naked had nothing to do with my body type. It was my hairy beaver. Many guys like to see pretty swollen puffy pink lips while fucking. Plus, when my bald cunt is filled with cum, it looks so much prettier. My confidence soared. I rock my curves. I get a Brazilian wax every 3 weeks now like clockwork. And I  get cock daily. I’m not fat; I’m phat! And forever grateful to my best friend for teaching me the joys of a bald pussy.  She changed my life!

Gang Bang Phone Sex with Glenda: Good Will Humping

I’ve never been to college, but this past year I have been thinking about returning to school. You are never too old right? Well, I saw something on the History Channel about ancient bodies being dug up and studied for clues to our past. I told a friend of mine I think archeology would be a good and fun major. I asked him where the best college for archeology was and he did some research for me and said, hands down, Harvard. At first, I was rethinking my decision. Harvard is a real smarty school. No way I could get in. But my friend said you never know what a department is looking for, so why not at least plan a visit and find out? We did just that. We road tripped to Cambridge, MA.

When I got there , I got a tour of the whole campus. I don’t think Harvard has seen anyone like me before. Maybe it was the way I was dressed or my big beautiful curves. IDK. But all eyes were on me. I loved it.  After that tour, I got to meet the department head of the Archeology Department. He was hot in that nerdy older man way. I kept thinking Indiana Jones and my pussy got wet. He didn’t really make eye contact with me much though.  We talked for about an hour about why I was interested in Harvard and what the school had to offer me. Then a college geek showed up to show me the department and the museum. I got a behind the scenes look at some of the cool shit they do. But, again, all the students were staring at me. I finally asked my student host what was up. He stammered a bit and said well, “Your outfit is a bit nontraditional for Harvard, But I love it.”

After the tour of the campus museum, he took me back to the student office so I could meet all the other students in the department.  I was beginning to second guess myself; did I belong here? Then one Sheldon like geek came up to me and point blank said, “You are the hottest thing I have ever seen, but you don’t fit in.” I was a little perturbed, so I grabbed his crotch, and retorted, “I bet you’d like to fit in, wouldn’t you?” The poor guy creamed his pants right there in front of me and his fellow students. But no one was laughing. In fact they looked a little angry. Like how dare I humiliate their colleague. So, I thought fast, and flashed my big boobs and said, “Let’s have fun.”  Well that diffused them quickly. This big group of nerds needed to get laid, and they need a real woman to help them!

I started unzipping pants and hard cocks were flying out.  I got down on my knees and told them to line up for  the thrill of a lifetime. I can suck some cock. Hell, I sucked 12 hard young cocks. A few I am sure had never been sucked before. I was covered in cum. A total jizz junkie whore. You would have thought I was planning on majoring in cum. I was getting cleaned up, when one guy was like, “Wait, we aren’t done yet.” I didn’t think they had it in them, but what the hell, I might as well show these nerds a good time. I got up on one of the tables used for studying crap that’s been in the ground. I got on all fours so I could take a cock in my mouth, one in each hand, one in my pussy and one in my ass. We fucked for hours. I was cum drenched and my ass was gaping open.  A couple nerdy Harvard girls even came into the room and joined the fun.  I know that was the most fun ever had in that room! And, I may not be Harvard material, or even college material, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to make the grade! I just graduated cum a sum laude and enjoyed some hot geeky good will humping. Those Harvard geeks in the archeology department will never forget the day Glenda visited campus.

 

Topless Car Wash with Glenda: Using My Big Natural Sponges for $$$$

I woke up this morning and discovered that I had somehow overdrawn my bank account. I thought to myself, how can I make some fast cash legally? Then I saw myself in the mirror and was like duh Glenda. Use what God gave you. See I have two very natural big money makers. It was a gorgeous sun shining day and perfect for a topless car wash. I quickly posted an ad on Craigslist: “Hooters girl giving topless car washes for charity today only.” Of course the charity is me. I have a few sprawling acres so some privacy and plenty of room for lots of cars. I put on some daisy dukes and a white wife beater with no bra, gathered up some buckets and sponges and some very pretty smelling soap. When I got outside, I was surprised to see a ton of cars already lined up. This wasn’t my first car wash, but looked like advertising it as topless brought a whole new crowd.

I have natural huge sponges that I use to wash cars with-my special signature wash I call it. I offered $50 car washes to watch me wash a car topless using my tits as sponges and $100 for the deluxe treatment which started with me spraying myself with water like I was in a wet-tee shirt contest and washing cars completely naked. And, for $200 men could watch me masturbate on the hood of their car or truck while washing the car with my ass as I sat on sponges. I’d even wax the car with my tits. I called this my “Rose Royce Car Wash Double Deluxe package.” No surprise most of my customers ordered the DD package. I made almost $3,000 dollars today. Not bad for waking up $75 over drawn. Not gonna lie, some of my customers were very hot and got some special treatment: titty fucking my big natural soapy sponges. Any cum that ended up on the car or truck, either got licked up by me, or buffered off with my ass! I love that fact that guys will spend good money just to gaze at my beautiful big curves.

At the car wash, woooh
Talking about the car wash, yeah
Cum on y’all and sing it for me
Car wash, woh, car wash yeah

(Work and work) Well those boys never seem to stop cumming
(Work and work) Keep those waxin’ machines humming
(Work and work) My titties on your bone
(Work and work) Keep it up, I can’t wait till it’s time to go fucking

Do you need a special double deluxe package today? I can’t seem to stop playing with my pussy and sucking on my titties. Obviously, I need to masturbate some more. Sure those guys got to watch me, but you can always hear me!!!

Roleplay Phone Sex with BBW Glenda: Naughty Nurse

Roleplay phone sex I find very hot because it allows me to be creative with my naughty fantasies. I recently had the chance to do a live roleplay of one of my longtime fantasies with a well endowed friend of mine. I told him I always wanted to be a naughty nurse giving a patient a very special exam. Turns out he always fantasized about a hot, voluptuous nurse giving him a prostate exam. And, he could make our roleplay even hotter and more realistic because he had access to his brother’s exam room who is a neurologist. I put on my naughty nurse outfit for him and when we got to the office we went into our characters. He waited outside in the waiting room, and I came out and asked for “Mr. Nowlan.” He came into the room with me and I asked him to undress and slip into a gown and leave the back open. He went behind the partition as instructed, but began to talk all nervous like. “Are you sure this okay? I’ve never had a prostate exam from a nurse before. What if I get hard? I mean you are really beautiful,” he said. I explained getting hard was a natural reaction to having a finger in your rectum. And, I added, the male G-spot is actually in the ass, which is why so many men, gay and straight, enjoy anal sex. He emerges from behind the curtain with a sheepish grin and an obvious hard on. He apologizes profusely, but I can’t take my eyes off of the gown because he is so hard and so huge. I tell him not to worry; I am a professional and have seen lots of guys get hard. Truth be told though, I’m wet and all worked up because his cock is so big.

I instruct him to bend over the table, spread his legs slightly and relax. I press my body up against him from behind, my nipples erect. I then slide a finger up his rectum. I hear him gasp, and I whisper in his ear, “It’s okay, this is just procedure.” He turns around and I push him on to the table and begin stroking his cock. I say, I need a semen sample for the lab. I begin milking his cock. At first I am using my hands, then my tits, and then finally I slide a finger back up his ass to get him to cum. I assure him this is just the lengths some nurse are willing to go for special patients. I tell him it I need to make sure his penis is in working order, so I fall to my knees and begin to suck it. I say, if it’s a great healthy penis, it will be able to ejaculate a second time and will taste a certain way. He tries to grab my breasts, which are now exposed, but I explain my lack of clothing is just to facilitate a nice visual to help him ejaculate but that this exam was about him, not me. I milk a second sample out of him and tell him he appears to be in tip top shape with a very well working penis.

By this time, my cunt was dripping down my thigh from such a hot naughty roleplay. My friend was also wicked horny and he had already cum twice. We fucked like rabbits for a couple hours in his brother’s exam room. I love all kinds of roleplays. I am a creative phone whore, so whatever your hot roleplay scenario, I promise you creativity, enthusiasm and a wet pussy.

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex: Let’s Get off Together

I’m a curvy beauty. When I was younger, the mean girls at school would taunt me, call me names, humiliate me any time they could just because I was not a size 4. Well, look who is laughing now? Me. I am a sexy, confident, fuller figured girl and I am proud of my curves. And you know what else? The men of those mean girls love me too. That’s right. This juicy beauty can steal any man. Married men or guys with girlfriends are just somehow hotter. I enjoy seducing a taken man because I know their skinny girl friends and wives are thinking no way their men would want me. But they do. It has nothing to do with size. Yes, I have huge natural boobs that drive men wild, but I have a confidence that is sexier. I know I am beautiful. I know I can satisfy a man. I am comfortable in my skin. So comfortable in fact, that today, I decided to give the married man next store, who is always staring at me (much to the chagrin of his flat chested wife), a show. When he is on his deck, he can see me in my back yard by my pool. And I know he has binoculars for better viewing. I woke up extra horny today, so when I put on my bathing suit, I grabbed my vibrator too. I waited until he was on his deck, then I did a slow, erotic strip tease. Once I was naked, I brought a tit up to my mouth and sucked on the nipple while rubbing my clit. I then repeated that with the other boob. I saw him looking around to make sure his wife couldn’t see him before he pulled his cock out and started stroking it. It was really hard for an old man too!!!  As he started frantically jacking his cock, I plunged that vibrator deep in my pink cunt. We were outdoors in broad daylight and anyone could have caught us. That made our mutual masturbation extra hot. It didn’t take long for either of us to cream. I think he even shot his load over the railing of his deck. I then put that vibrator in my mouth for him to watch as I licked my tasty cunt juices off of it. Bigger girls taste better too.

I think it is hot to masturbate for men, married or single, young or old. I enjoy getting off with my callers. I am just that horny. Would you like to do a hot role play and hear me play with my juicy wet pussy? Or better yet, would you like to direct me how to pleasure my cunt while I tell you how to jack it? I am a creative and horny slut. And nothing more gives me pleasure than delivering the hard cum you need!

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Working at the Car Wash

Yesterday was a beautiful day; perfect car washing weather. I decided to try to earn some drinking money for Saturday night, so I squeezed my big beautiful juicy butt into my daisy dukes and put on my 4 sizes too small red bikini top. I had a big sign out front that said “Free car wash, tips appreciated.” I started washing my truck first. I soaped it all up; then got out the hose and started spraying the water on my truck and myself. Soon, cars were lining up to check out the hot, wet, soapy BBW washing her truck and to get their vehicle washed. I know how to make money; well I know to use my curves to make money!!!. I soaped up my huge natural boobs and used them as sponges. I washed 27 cars and trucks, and 3 motorcycles with my big ole sponges. All cars driven by men too; hmmmm, guess some chicks are intimidated by a voluptuous gal. I made over $400 in tips partying money for the night. Jessica Simpson and Catherine Bach can’t compete with my natural curves in their daisy dukes. Guys like women with a little meat on their bones; some push to the cush!

One guy came back later that night before I went out with my BFFs. He said he couldn’t get me off his mind. Very nice looking older man, salt and pepper hair, likely twice my age and definitely married. Said all his life he had dreamed of a curvy chick like me, but somehow always ended up with skinny girls with fake ass tits. Only thing fake on me is my hair color. I invited him inside for a drink, but I really only wanted to give him a closer look at my curves. I feel sorry for guys who have never known the joys of a BBW. Pretty, skinny girls are usually cranky since they rarely eat, and they think all they have to do is lay there like a dead fish while fucking to get a guy off. A big thick juicy slut works to keep her man happy. I never take for granted a big hard cock. We exchanged some pleasantries before I just flat out said, “Would you like to see my huge ass titties in all their glory?” Of course he was salivating at the invitation. I decided to give him a hot striptease, slowly and seductively teasing him. It didn’t take long, however, for him to pull out his surprisingly huge cock and start stroking it to my body. He was so sweet; he said he couldn’t fuck me because he didn’t want to cheat on his wife! Well, I assured him oral sex was not cheating, and then I fell to my knees and began worshiping his huge shaft. As I was wrapping my tits around his cock, I began to bob up and down on it with my mouth. I got so wet sucking a married stranger’s dick that I slid my hand between my juicy thick thighs and rubbed my clit until I came. I fed my hard stranger my cum soaked fingers, so he would know how yummy a big girl tastes. I told him I was sweet as honeydew. Then I kissed him so I could taste my own sweet love juice on his lips. And then I returned to his cock till he exploded on my tits. I made him watch as I licked his cum off my boobs. The nice thing about having natural 36 G’s is that I can suck my own dang titties. I could have fucked him if I wanted to at that point, but I was ready to hit the club with my friends and pick up some more guys. Boy did I have fun with my “hard” earned car wash money.

I am proud of my curves. Hell, I rock my curves. Curvy is the new skinny. I have never had a problem attracting men, and I never will. Bet my body got your attention didn’t it! BBW phone sex is where it’s at these days. Once you go fat, you will never go back.

Size Queen

So today, I was feeling really horny after getting my nails and hair done. I masturbated half a dozen times, but my dildo is just NO replacement for the real thing. I need cock. I crave it actually. Sure my dildo feels good going in and out of my juicy plump cunt, but it can’t give me the cum I need; the cum I crave. So, I put on this hot little summer dress that shows off my perfect curves and accentuates my beautiful, natural 38 EE’s and my hot bubble butt! Yes, I was on the prowl for cock. And where do I go in the middle of the afternoon to troll for throbbing dick? You might not guess it, but my local grocery store.  I put on high heels, a slutty tight dress and leave the bra and panties at home. Then, I walk through the frozen food aisle because it will make my nipples so hard they will stick right through my flimsy, tight little dress. And when I see a hot stud that catches my fancy, I drop something in front of him and bend over, oh so slowly, feeling his gaze on my ass. See, this is a trick of sorts. Since I don’t wear panties, my stud for the day gets to see my nice smooth pussy and my pretty, tight asshole. This always gets the right guy hard. Then, I can brush up against him and feel his hard cock through his pants and get a good idea if it is worthy of my fuck holes. That’s right guys, I am a BBW and I need a big dick to fill up my plump pussy. I am a size queen.

 

Well I hit the goldmine today in this outfit. I saw this tall, blonde, college aged boy in jeans and a wife-beater tee. His muscles were big and glistening. And, he could not take his eyes off my big titties. In fact, before I even bent over, I caught him adjusting himself. He just looked at my big, natural jugs and his young cock got stiff. When I realized he was sporting wood so quickly, I felt some hot cunt juice leak down my thighs. I wanted him as bad as he wanted me. I brushed up against him, and then whispered in his ear, “I’m Glenda, and I am hot, wet and in need of a fuck. Meet me in the parking lot.” I then turned around and slowly walked away; making sure I bent over so he could see what he was lucky enough to have very soon.

 

I am not sure how he did it, but he managed to beat me out of the grocery store. I gave him my address just in case he lost me, and he followed me back to my house. I wasn’t even in the door yet and he had my dress pulled up to my waist, with two fingers in my cunt. He then said, “fuck, you’re drenched.” I moaned, and said, “it’s all for you” and I opened the door as quick as I could. As soon as we got in the entry way, my dress came off and I bent over to show him my tight holes, which he quickly fingered and licked. I made sure he knew he could fuck my ass and my pussy and he did just that. If you have a big, throbbing cock that can stay hard, well, you can do anything you want to me. My grocery store stud fucked me really well. I mean my cunt was dripping cum-his and mine. In fact, I have left my cunt filled with his jizz while I take calls tonight because it makes me wicked hot to relive my afternoon fuck fest with a random young, well hung stud. Wanna hear more; wanna clean me up; wanna cum on my tits; wanna fuck me yourself? Whatever you desire, I am here for you tonight and trust me, I may be freshly fucked, but I am still greedy for more cum. Guess I am just an insatiable slut.

Hot & Wet

 

I don’t mind putting in some hard work on a hot summer day if it involves me getting naked.  Washing my car is always fun because my body gets to slip and slide as I play with the suds.  I got all hot and bothered and want to rip my clothes off in front of all my neighbor’s.  Whenever my neighbor’s husbands see me walking out with a bathing suit top on they immediately all pretend their lawns need some serious work.  With all eyes on me I rub my body with soap as I sit on the ground, legs wide open.  The lips of my hot fat cunt is hugging the outside of my skimpy short just enough to make all the neighborhood meat to salute me.  Just when I pull my top open so that my big titties are ready to pop out I stand up and walk into my house.  I love to tease men and just to think summer is just around the corner.