Planning A Halloween Party

I am so excited about planning this Halloween party it is insane. Can you guess from looking at me what I am going to be? I bet you know, it is the only thing I can be, A Wall Flower. Clever huh? Of course my party is going to be kinky and full of tricks and treats. Instead of Bobbing For Apples, we are Bobbing For Balls. I am going to take apples, oranges and peeled onions and dip them all in the same colored candy coating before putting them in the pale of water. It is going to be delightful when my friends bite into an onion…..one of the tricks. I bought Halloween Oreo cookies and mingled into the plate I have some Oreo cookies that I have opened and scraped the orange cream filling out, replacing it with toothpaste that I have colored with orange food coloring….another trick mixed into the treats. But the best thing I have set up is this wonderful jack o lantern scare crow that I found. I have everything I need to make him. I am going to drill a hole in his ass and fill it with gooey lube. I will blind fold my guests and spin them around and we are going to play Stick Your Dick In The Scare Crow. The drinks are going to be flowing, the tricks and treats are going to be all mixed up and we are going to have a fucking blast! Don’t you wish you could join us?

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