Do you want to be my phone sex Valentine this year? With a sexy GFE babe with platinum blonde hair and big tits, you get to call the shots. Well, if you have a big dick you get to call the shots. The guy in this picture sadly did not have a big dick. In fact, I do not even think you could call what is dangling between his legs a dick at all. Even putting on my glasses, I could barely see it.
Patrick came into the club last night. He acted like a punk if you ask me. He tossed dollar bills around, but never showed any of us any real money. And he split the VIP room he got for us over three credit cards. And that screams broke ass loser. For Valentine’s Day I want big cock and I want spoiled. No posers. No broke ass losers. Maybe some romance too. I am long overdue for that.
For Valentine’s Day I Want Big Cock and Money to Spoil Me With
But as a gfe phone sex babe and stripper, I know how to break a man’s piggy bank. Well, at least a broke ass poser’s piggy bank. Patrick expected me to worship his inch worm. How can a sexy babe worship something she can never see or feel? So, I strung him along. Nickel and dimed him until I knew I broke his bank, and he had nothing left to buy a blowjob with. My trick for getting out of sucking or fucking a worthless dick.
I feel sorry for all the hot women out there who must suck it up and fake excitement over a loser dick. I can laugh at small cocks. And I can reject them too. Since I am not married, I reserve the right to give small cock humiliation phone sex to any cock that fits the bill. And Patrick fit the bill. But I drained his wallet first before I told him I could not play with his cock. I am not so desperate that I must fake enjoyment for small dicks and posers. And I am smart enough to drain losers dry before I reject them.