Chinese love veggies !!! Have any idea of how much fun veggies can be? It’s National Vegetarian Day and I want to show my love for organic goodies by literally fucking them. I mean, they get eaten all the time but how many get shoved in a pussy and fucked. Poor vegetables need love, too.
Oh, smooth skin and rock hard meat. Much better than a man. I can use a veggie then have it for dinner. I love the feel of a fresh squash being eased in my cunt or a carrot violating my ass. Nice and cool as it penetrates me like a lover. So organic and good for you, unlike nasty germy vibrators of plastic and acid batteries. Keep it clean and green.
Being a vegetarian makes me feel and look great. When I’m done fucking myself with a nice carrot, I throw it in my juicer and gulp it down. Much better than nasty old sperm spurting from stinky old balls.
Care for some veggie foreplay, lover. I’m thinking vegetable cuckold while you have to watch me. Mmmm, a chilled summer squash eased into a dripping pussy. Care to join me? I’ll shove a juicy cucumber right up that man-pussy and you’ll beg for more.