The girls and I look so slutty and fabulous in our matching stripper costumes. We can’t wait to hit the neighborhood and look for a Sugar Daddy that wants to Take 5 with some Hot Tamales. We are going to bring him home and give him a special Halloween treat. He’s going to love our Junior Mints which we all know are worth A Hundred Grand. We will shout “Oh Henry” while he drains his Milk Duds into our Honey Buns because when his Whatchamacallit is in our Milky Way it’s his Pay Day. We love having Mounds of fun with his Almond Joy. When we are done he is going to want our Sweet Tarts both Now and Later. From tonight on his Good Bar will always want to be in our BitOHoney!
Happy Halloween!
Mommy Melinda and her Naughty Girls