Do you really think that you are worth my time? Do you think it’s worth it for me to even spread my legs for that tiny cock? I hope you have a lot of charm because when women see that they are going to laugh…and I am sure plenty of women have before me.
Do you remember when we went out for lunch with my friend? I had told her about you and said we should do a threesome. She said you were really hot and would love to fuck you and blow your cock and all kinds of fun stuff. She was totally up for it, but you remember the pics I told you to send to me? Well I showed them to her, and I told her about your “little situation.” Well if I had known about your pinky penis I would have never asked her. She laughed about how small it was, and then we laughed together about a threesome with you. We were laughing so hard it was difficult to not be obnoxious. Maybe you can get yourself a penis pump? A transplant? Something, if I were a dude, I would not want that thing, it’s like the size of a large clit. Hm maybe you are a hermaphrodite.