Hot Phonesex for Christmas? Yes Please! I’m all about making things naughty as fuck, so why not spin my tale of the Christmas Story, but make it super Naughty? This juicy little tryst is sure to candy your cane and jingle your bells!
Santas Dirty Tale
Twas the Night before Christmas, and all in my bed, were men of all ages, cause I give Great head. Mom at The Strip Club and Dad Smoking Grass, I had just settled down to eat some nice ass. When All of a Sudden I saw a Dick, Fatter- sprang up from my piece, to see what was the matter. When Up on the rooftop, I saw a huge Dick! I knew in that Moment, it must be Saint Nick. He Came Down My Chimney, Like I sank to my knees. Whipped out his yule log, for me to please. He stuffed my stocking with his big fleshy knob, and Left a Dildo for my Queerest Friend Rob! Packed Everyone’s Stockings with Cocaine and Rye. St. Nick Blew His load then flew into the sky! Stood on his Sleigh, and Flew out of sight Yelling’- Get Fucked this Christmas, Have a Hell of a Night!
Christmas Wishes
My Naughty XXX Christmas Wish for all you Good Boys and Girls This XXXmas is that you get plenty of dick and pussy all year long! May your Cocks all be longer and Fatter, Your Cunts be the wettest they have ever been. May your mind be filthy and perverted! I hope your toys are always charged and have plenty of batteries, and that you never run out of lube! May your condoms never break ~wink~ Unless you want them too, and I hope you all a helluva Christmas!
Merry Christmas Yall
From Santas Nastiest Ho
Candy Cane Kisses,
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