I have a confession. I love forced intoxication phone sex calls. Have you ever partied with a mommy whore? You would be surprised how well this dirty milf can keep up with you. I am not very big, but I can handle my booze and my coke. Well, that was until I talked to Derek last night. He out drank me. I think I won the coke battle, but by the end of our three-hour cruise, I was spilling all my secrets and slurring my words. I was so drunk that I passed out with the phone in my hand. Honestly, I was not even sure I had really done the call. It was like waking up in the middle of a Clue game and trying to piece together all the shit that happened. I saw the half empty Jack Daniels bottle along with a few beer bottles and an empty wine bottle. How the fuck did I not puke? What we talked about was a blur until my sons told me they were jacking off and eavesdropping on my phone sex call. Apparently, I told my fellow party animal about the incest I had with my mother and my brother growing up and that my mother made it very clear that my job was to take care any boys I had. I guess I also confessed that when my boys were super young, I would suck on their hairless peepees. I normally do not tell men how early I started with my sons for fear they will judge me, but I figured I bared my sole to Derek, I can to you too. My boys said I begged them to fuck mommy before I crashed. It is likely something I said, but it is equally plausible that they helped themselves to my mommy phone sex holes when I was incapacitated. I never mind though. My mommy fuck holes have no limits or restrictions. My boys have consent to fucking use me whenever. I have a terrible headache today, but I am ready for some of the hair of the dog that bit me.
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Sometimes I need a fucked up bitch to male me party harder.
Blair always makes me scum so fucking hard!
Fucking mommy sluts like you is hot
Lets get your brats drunk and fill their holes!