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Impregnate an Indian MILF, Celebrate Native American Heritage Month

I am actually half Native American. Guess you could say I am a half breed, like the Cher song from the 70s. Every November, during National Native American Heritage Month, I get in touch with my roots.  I travel up to Lac du Flambeau, Wisconsin, where my grandma was raised. It’s a small reservation, but they have a gambling casino and lots of camping, so the town makes it money off of tourists. This weekend, they held their annual Pow Wow. Most participants are Native American, but always a few folks just curious about the culture.

I wore my face makeup and a full headdress. I kind of stick out in a traditional buckskin dress because of my big boobs. Well, I attracted an admirer at the Pow Wow, a barely legal one too. He seemed to have some archaic, even racist views of Native American women. Thought we were all submissive “sqaws.” Well, it was my duty to teach him about modern women. You see in Native American culture, women are celebrated above men; we are quite dominate actually. We can give life, and that alone makes us superior. We are goddesses of fertility. I took him into the  Tee Pee I was staying in for the weekend. I sucked his cock; titty fucked him; then rode his young hard cock. I called the shots. Fucked him on my terms. I thought I would mess with him a bit. I demanded he give me his young seed so I could procreate like the Goddess I am.  I begged for him to cum deep inside me. Explained his only role in a Native American woman’s world was to impregnate her.

He shot his load way up inside me. I told him I could feel my belly getting bigger instantly, my boobs filling with milk. He fell for it. Felt like a God for a moment thinking he had such potent sperm he could impregnate me instantly. He was a hot young fuck. Pretty sure he had some good swimmers too. He was half my age. Young, dumb and full of cum. Just what every Native American Goddess wants in a fuck. Hell, what every MILF wants in a fuck.

Cougars, Cock and Coke

I partied hard Friday night. Been a long time since I did lines of coke, boozed it up and fucked all night. But, it’s like riding a bike. You never forget how to party. A girlfriend of mine came over that night. Our intent was to watch some scary movies and pass out candy to trick or treaters. But, my youngest stepson stopped by with a fraternity brother of his and they had some blow on them. We got to talking about how long it’s been since I partied like a rock star and the next thing you know, I am on all fours, doing lines of coke off my friend’s ass while getting double penetrated by stepson and his friend.

Brought back memories of wild party nights when I was in my 20s. I’m a cougar now, but you know what? I can still party. We fucked all night long and most of Saturday too. Blow makes cocks so hard. I even convinced my girlfriend to fuck my stepson. She normally prefers older men, but when she saw his hammer  of a cock, she had second thoughts about older men. My stepson and his friend did their share of coke, but they certainly did not need it to get or stay hard. No blue pills in their future anytime soon.

Great weekend. Turned my friend into a certified cougar. Reminded myself I am not as old as I thought I was. And got plenty of coke, cock and cum.

Happy Plush Animals Lovers Day

Today is Plush Animal Lover’s Day. This is a day of celebration that is held every year to show your favorite stuffed toy some extra special love and appreciation. As a younger girl, I was very fond of my stuffed animals, overly fond of them actually. I showed them a lot of love. I had this one life sized plush camel that got shown the most love. I would ride that thing like a horse. I’d get on top of it naked and grind my pretty little bald beaver in between his humps, creaming all over its fur.  I still have Mr. Humps too. I brought him out today to reconnect. I’m a lot bigger now, and my pussy is no longer bald, but I did show him “some extra special love and appreciation” in honor of this special day.

Now, instead of fitting in between his humps, I can actually fuck one of his humps. I didn’t want them to get jealous, so I made sure I inserted each of Mr. Humps’ hump into my pussy and grinded away until I exploded. I was lost in the memories of frottage with my stuffed animals when my stepson said my name. I looked up to see him jacking his cock. Before I could take care of him, he shot his load across the room right in Mr. Humps’ mouth. Nothing shows extra special love and appreciation than a creamy facial! When I told him about Plush Animal Lover’s Day and all the fun I had rubbing my little bald cunnie all over  my stuffed animals, he went into his room and pulled out the  few he had and instructed me to give them some love too. He enjoyed watching me rub them all over my cunt. I told him now his stuffed animals would always smell like me.

The original origins of this day’s creation are vague, but it seems to be based in some unconfirmed Urban Legend.  A  teddy bear collector came up with the idea of a Teddy Bears Picnic Day in the late eighties. Rumor has it that other stuffed animals became jealous that Teddy Bears had their own celebration and demanded a special day all of their own! And now, we have Plush Animal Lovers Day. So today, I have been celebrating with Mr. Humps, my stepson and his stuffed animals. Don’t knock it till you try it. Feels good to rub your pussy all over a stuffed animal.  Something hot about that friction!

Cum on Mommy’s Titties

Do you like big tits? My stepsons sure do. In fact they are obsessed with my boobs. Of course, I encouraged their obsession by wearing low cut, tight shirts with no bra. Sometimes, I even let a boob peak out . I am skilled at the art of tease. Ever since they were in school still, I’d make sure my lingerie was left out to be seen. I’d leave door open while I was in the shower or changing. Let them hear me masturbating, let them catch a glimpse of me with another guy. I wanted to give them ample jack off material! Sometimes, they would even sneak into my room at night and cum on my tits while I slept.

When they got older, I just let them jack off on my tits. I loved licking their young cum of my big titties. Eventually, I let them titty fuck me. They started fucking my boobs long before they had access to my cunt or ass. It was so hot to watch them mount my rib cage and slide their cocks in between my big bouncy boobs. I would push them together to make it a snug fit and just wait for my pearl necklace.

I still let them titty fuck me. I mean look at my boobs. Wouldn’t you wanna slide your piece of meat in between them and shoot a load?  Mommy is waiting for your spunk.

Prostitution Phone Sex with Sheila: Alley Whore

I was in downtown LA, East Compton to be exact. Not the best part of town, but my car broke down and I had no cell reception. I started to hoof it and see if I could find a payphone, if they even existed any more. I was pretty scantily clad as I was on my way to meet my step sons for some good old fashioned afternoon delight. Out of nowhere comes some guy around a corner and pushes me to the ground stealing my purse. I’m in the middle of a bad neighborhood with no identity, no phone, no keys, no money. I was starting to panic a bit. No cops in sight. How was I going to get out of the hood. The old fashioned way that was how.

I started flashing cars as they passed by. Thinking I could get someone to pull over for a fuck up against the alley wall. I had a bit of trouble at first. Flashing my big boobs seemed to just  get honks and yells. WTF? I am a fine big ass bootylicious MILF in the hood. Certainly someone had some money for a quick fuck or tug and gurgle. Finally this young guy in an El Camino yelled, “How much?” I walked up to his car and said $75 bucks for a 15 minute fuck in the alley. I was all prepared to Blue Light Special myself as I was desperate and $50 would get me a cab, but he agreed.  He parked the car and we ducked into the alley.

I love fucking, but honestly I have never taken money to fuck nor I have fucked in an alley with dumpsters around me and the stench of garbage. But, I lucked out. There was an old couch by one of the dumpsters. Probably disgusting and disease ridden but beggars can’t be choosers. It was better than fucking against a graffiti riddled alley wall with broken glass under my feet. I told my John he had to be on the bottom. I would ride him hard reverse cowgirl, but my ass was not touching that couch. I just thought about seeing my step sons soon and fucked the hell out of that guy. Even let him cum inside me. I was such a filthy whore prostituting myself in an alley in broad daylight. Kind of turned me on being that desperate, that depraved. Had me wondering if I could have a good side career as an alley whore. Something sexy about being an upper class gal fucking in a dirty alley for $75.

My John paid me, and even tipped me and when I explained my situation he offered to take me home and call AAA for me. So, he paid me for sex, fucked me in an alley and was a complete gentleman? My first day as a professional whore was going pretty darn well. I think I may have found my calling. There is something hot and taboo about being paid to fuck.

Gang Bang Phone Sex with Sheila: Back on the Chain Gang

Last year, there was a group of guys on a chain gang doing some work on the railroad behind my house. About 12 young, buff Black men. They were there every day for months and it became part of my morning routine. Get coffee, watch those studs doing hard labor through a telescope in my bedroom and masturbate. On the last day they were scheduled to work on the railroad, cops were everywhere. Apparently, they had made a chain gang escape. I was scared and excited. Perhaps they could hide out in my pussy and ass?

I figured they would be long gong and nowhere in the vicinity as the cops were searching the neighborhood with a fine tooth comb. Then I heard something odd in the basement. I thought maybe a wild animal snuck in through the cellar door. I went down and was surprised to see the convicts. They had figured a way to unshackle themselves with my husband’s tools.  I started to run upstairs when one grabbed me and pulled me back down and planted me in the middle of their chain gang circle. This one appeared to be the leader. Lots of prison tats, and a do rag on his head. They were swarming around me. My breath got heavy. I was turned on yet scared. That duality between  fear and arousal is powerful. One guy grabbed me and said, “You know how long it’s been since we have had pussy?” I knew what was next, but honestly, I welcomed it.

I started to unzip his pants and then all of them were unzipping their prison issued pants. Big huge black monster cocks staring at me, surrounding me. The leader shoved his cock in my mouth as did a couple others. I was getting skull fucked by three black cocks when I felt a huge dick penetrate my ass. It hurt. I let out a yelp and got slapped. The convict in my ass grabbed my hair and started fucking me like an animal. Cocks were changing in and out of my mouth and ass and pussy. I was being chain gang gang banged. My holes were never pounded so hard in my life. Those boys were rough with me too. And, I loved it. They were cumming on me and in me and slapping my ass and groping my titties. Very rough sex.  All 12 of them dumped a load in me somewhere. I was covered in jizz. I looked like a total cum slut.

I suggested they all shower up and gave them clothes from my sons and husbands wardrobes so they would not look so obvious. Suggested they make their exit in the middle of the night as not to be detected easily. The leader decided he wanted to have me all to himself for awhile and fucked my ass good and hard while his fellow chain gang members cleaned up. He made me suck his cock clean too. He enjoyed  watching me taste my ass on his dick. It was humiliating but hot at the same time. All of them got to bust their nut in me and oddly seemed  polite for having just gang banged me.  I guess I was guilty of aiding and abetting but I think if the cops saw what big cocks they had, I would be let off with a warning. I am just hoping I can get back on that black chain gang again soon!

Fisting Phone Sex with Sheila: No More Ouija Boards

My stepsons and I love horror movies and haunted houses. October is our favorite month. They came over last night right at midnight so we could start the month off with a bang. I had an old movie from my college days called Witchboard for us to watch; they brought a Oiuji Board. I have never actually used one before. I am not sure I believe in them, but never wanted to risk bringing a demon into my home. My devilish step sons were enough for me to handle. After the movie, they convinced me to try it. They actually blackmailed me into it. No cock until I played! I was horny as fuck so I had to give in to my superstitions.  I tried to look at it as a silly game; a silly game that would get me tagged teamed by my hung step sons.

We turned off all the lights and lit some candles and sat around the table trying to find out if there were any spirits in the house with us. I was thinking it was kinda corny, when my one son seemed to have made contact with a spirit named Liderc. I thought sure my step son made it up, was punking me. Until Liderc seemed to shape shift into my son and all hell broke loose. He had an evil look in his eye, like he was going to have his way with me regardless if I granted him permission. He stood up, over turned the table and leaped at me. He grabbed my throat and started choking me. When my other step son tried to intervene, he knocked him clear across the room until he hit his head on the wall and passed out.  My devil step son dragged me in to the bathroom and threw me across the tub and rammed his fist up my ass. It really hurt. I can take some big dick, even in my ass, but never have I been fisted in the ass. I was pleading with him to stop, crying….. He was hurting me. Suddenly, he removed his fist from my ass and flipped me over. Made me suck my ass juice off his hand. I was so humiliated. Then, he shoved his cock in my cunt while strangling my throat. The look in his eyes was pure evil. This was not my son, but clearly a demon we had invited into our home. I was being forced to fuck a demonic spirit. I literally had the devil inside me. I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and was horrified. I too looked demonic.

This went on for hours. Liderc fucked me with his cock and fists. Violated all my holes over and over until my other son came to and busted in with a cross and a Bible. I forgot he got ordained as a minister online so he could marry his gay friends. He was espousing some mumbo jumbo but whatever it was worked. Liderc left my son’s body and when my son was back he remembered nothing. He saw how bruised up and sore I was and asked what happened. His brother and I decided not to tell him the truth. He loves fucking me and giving me pleasure; would kill him to know he fisted me and hurt the holes he loves to kiss and lick.

I looked up Liderc online and he is a real demon. He can come through key holes and is easily summoned through a Ouija Board. He is known for assaulting women and turning all he comes into contact with into his likeness.  So, I was fucked by a narcissistic demon? I will never again touch a Ouija Board. I am still sitting on a frozen bag of vegetables as  my ass is super sore. Going to take a while for my body to recuperate from demonic anal torture.

I love taking it up the ass, don’t get me wrong. I just prefer you use some lube before you jump that ass, okay?

Phone Sex Fetish with Sheila: Fuck My Ass

My stepsons and I travel quite a bit on my hubby’s dime. We are very fond of weekend getaways. We went to Nashville for a few days this week to check out the music scene. I danced on the bar at Coyote Ugly’s, got sung to by a hot young cowboy and had a wild time flaunting my hot ass all over town. In fact, my step sons encouraged me to show my ass to random strangers and let them grope me and do whatever they wanted to my hot ass. You see I have a nice round plump ass that drives a lot of men crazy.  Anytime we were out, I wore a really short skirt with no panties. I would bend over in front of men and see their reaction. Nine times out of ten a hard cock was the reaction.

The hottest reaction was from this old country guy in a store we went in to get a cowboy hat and boots for me. I saw him looking at my body and I approached him. Asked him if he wanted to see the finest ass in Nashville. Of course he did. He started groping it. The guy was like in his 70s but I felt obligated to give the old geezer a good time. I could see the outline of his cock in his pants and it was surprisingly big. And, obviously it worked! He slid a finger in my ass and started finger fucking my asshole as I stroked his big country cock. I told him I could handle a lot more than one finger. His eyes got big and he didn’t waste any time bending me over a shelf and sticking his big cock in my ass. He gave me a few good thrusts in the ass then he exploded.  It was quick, but hot. I let an old dude with a big country cock fuck my ass in a boot store lol.

This is the newest thing my step sons and I have when we travel. We are gonna see how many random men we can get to fuck my hot ass. Bet you’d love to fuck my ass.

Black Cock Phone Sex with Sheila: Wonder Whore

You heard of Wonder Woman? Well, I am the Wonder Whore. Only a special kind of Wonder Whore. I am sex crazed super hero who can handle monster black cocks. I was not always able to tame those beasts, but the first taste of big black cock I ever had turned me into Shelia, The Big Black Cock Wonder Whore. Ever since that day, I have been on a mission to get big black dick. Superhero sized dick too.

Today I was on a crusade for the biggest blackest cock I could find. I have X-ray vision and I can see through trousers so I know how many inches a dude is packing. Today, I was even more super sex crazed  than before. While I at the grocery store, I spotted Leroy. My special vision sized him up at  15 inches of pure dark meat.  Now that is just the right size for my super  sized cunt and ass. I did not even have to put a spell on Leroy. Turns out he was spellbound by my ass all on his on volition.

His cock was so huge I thought I might need a lasso to tame it. But, I tamed it with my mouth. Being a sex crazed BBC Wonder Whore means I can swallow monster cock and handle a gallon of jizz. Leroy was amazed. He said, “I have never met a chick who could handle all my meat before.” I informed him I was no normal chick, but a sex crazed superhero called Sheila the Black Cock Wonder Whore and there was no BBC I couldn’t handle. He said, “Even up my your  ass?” I then bent over, spread my ass cheeks and instructed him to test my ass out. Leroy rammed his anaconda straight up my ass like he was trying to slay it. But I took every yummy inch up my ass; balls deep for hours of hardcore anal fucking. I told him to fuck me as hard as could. I am Wonder Whore;  he cannot hurt my ass, or my cunt or even my mouth. He seemed so grateful to have found me because he had never met a woman before who could take every inch of him and not grimace in pain. I took every inch of his dark meat in every whole I got. Never felt so good.

That’s because I’m Wonder Whore. I can fuck monster black cocks faster than a speeding bullet! I am more powerful than a locomotive so I can fuck all night long. And I can deep throat big black cock in a single bound! There is no such thing as too big for me. Because I am a sex crazed monster black cock loving Wonder Whore.

Fantasy Phone Sex with Sheila: A Lost Bet Equals Intergalactic Fucking

I should learn never to bet on football. I am pretty clueless. I bet on the team that has a hot quarterback. Or any team playing Dallas as I just despise them. Well, Sunday I lost. Big time too. I bet my geeky, nerdy computer repair guy that Dallas would lose Sunday and they fucking won. The terms of our bet were vague, but it was a do anything the winner wants sort of bet. Damn Tony Romo. Well, I never could have dreamed what Greg had in store for me. Let me preface this with a note that Greg is a total Sci Fi geek. As in goes to those Trekkie shows and everything. I suppose this is why he has never had a girlfriend.

For losing the bet, I had to dress as some futuristic whore and fight off being fucked by an alien. Yes, an alien. He has a very active imagination After taking over the Planet Pussea the Hardon aliens established a military base hidden on earth in order to steal girls with big boobs. The Hardon aliens believed that inside big boobs laid a power source that could supply their planet with unending energy. I was of course the first big boob girl they captured and that made me the Queen of Pussea. However, I refused to tell the lead Hardon alien where we kept the other busty gals on Earth and so he interrogated me for hours with his tentacle monster dick. The Hardon aliens were known for their huge sexual appetites and large alien cocks. His alien penis was 26 inches with prongs. At first I was screaming in pain, but my pussy juices were poisonous to alien cock. As I got turned on by the huge alien dick, my pussy got wet, which shrunk the alien cock to a more normal size. The Hardon alien lost his power over me, and in turn became weakened by my toxic cunt juices so I was able to force him to be my bitch instead and save all Earth girls with big boobs from an alien attack.

At first I was like this is the weirdest role play ever, but it was pretty hot in action. Greg even had a huge prosthetic dick that made me feel really good. I came several times on that thing.  If I get to dress up, role play and get a 26 inch dildo up my cunt again, I think I will keep losing bets with Greg. Geek or not, he is creative and a hot fuck. And, I am always down for a hot fuck. Are you creative? What kind of kinky outside the box role play can you cum up with for us?