You know what an anal phone sex whore’s anthem is? “Baby Got Back,” by Sir Mix A Lot. All the young girls with big beautiful booties think that twit Nicki Minaj in her song “Anaconda” coined the lyrics ” My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.” Nicki Minaji wishes she was that lyrical. Those lyrics were penned by the ass master Sir Mix A Lot. “Baby Got Back,” always puts this anal slut in a freaky ass mood, literally. This morning, I had my jam on doing yard work. I was twerking my big ass in my way too small bikini hoping to get the attention of some anacondas!
My big bouncy booty got a lot of attention too. Old, young, black, white…wanted to tap my ass. Lucky for them, I want to “fuck till the break of dawn.” I love that men appreciate a round thing in their face. My neighbor boy and some of his friends were the first ones in my yard wanting a triple X throw down. I gave them a hot show too. Took those bikini bottoms off that my ass was eating and showed them my buns. Let the water from the hose cascade down my ample cheeks. Red beans and rice haven’t missed me!
Their young eyes were locked on my booty. It was like they were in an ass trance. I twerked my big ass in their faces. Chubbies were popping in their shorts. Me and Sir Mix A Lot took them into my bedroom to teach them all about the butt. I took 6 little peckers in the ass. Those boys had never fucked in the ass before, hell some had never fucked. Young boys need a fat bottomed MILF to teach them the joys of anal sex. No little school girl gives up the ass. Feeling those hot loads of boy batter up my ass made me so horny. I turned around and sucked each dick back to life. I love being an ass to mouth whore too.
With little peckers brought back to life, we got freakier. I took two boy cocks to each fuck hole. Got my swirl on too; some of those baby dicks were future anacondas of the world. Soon I had boy batter oozing out of my ass, cunt and pussy. Do you like hot ass sex? Need a freak in the bedroom who gives up the booty? My buns are hungry hun! “Dial 1-900 MIXALOT and kick those nasty thoughts.” Or better yet, just call me and tap this big fat ass.
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