I’ve known Rick since third grade. He’s like a brother and I’d do anything for him. So when he asked about the best way to kill his slut girlfriend, he came to the right place. Rick plays lead guitar for Demon Seed, that little whore he fed, clothed and bought cars for had fucked all this band mates. Then the road crew. Then all the guys and half the girls in Rick’s family. The skank had to go.
The three of us met up at Rick’s studio. Whore girl was half drunk already, so it was no problem to grab her, rough her around some and handcuff her to a metal chair. Rick handed me something that looked like a big cattle prod. With all my strength, I jammed it up her cunt. She yelped and bled some. I didn’t care. He plugged the thing into one outlet on this monster amp and his Fender strat in the other.
When he hit the power switch, everything got interesting. And fun.
Bitch girl started jerking like a puppet on strings and speed. She bit down and part of her tongue fell on her lap. Her eyes bugged out like those cartoon wolves. Rick was shredding on his Strat and singing a song for her to the tune of “On Top of Old Smokey:”
“You fucked all my bud-dies,
Yeah, you fucked ’em all.
Now I’m gonna nail your
Fat ass to the wallll…”
We watched her jerk and flop for a couple minutes. It was pretty cool hearing her sizzle and watching the smoke, but pretty soon the smell of Kentucky Fried Chick was a bit much. Rick powered down, we stuffed her ass in a big bag and headed to the landfill. Good riddance to bad garbage.
Of course I felt sorry for Rick. Having to kill his slut girlfriend. So I am gonna give him a really good pity fuck tonight to help him get over it. After all. What are friends for?