♦ I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.
♦ A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, “damn that was awesome”.
♦ No officer theres no blood in my alcohol system.
♦ You’re only bad if youre caught so that makes me a good girl, right?
♦ I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it!
♦ We are the people our parents warned us about.
♦ Now I lay me down to sleep, a bottle of vodka at my feet, if I shall die before I wake tell my friends I drank it straight.
♦ Cocaine is Gods way of saying you’re making to much money.
♦ The road goes on forever, but the party never ends.
♦ I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
♦ Thought when sober, said when drunk.
♦ I read about the evils of drinking so I gave up reading.
♦ Drugs, sex, and rock n roll.
♦ All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fatting.
♦ If I did nothing wrong, I’d never do anything.
♦ There are only two kinds of criminals: those who get caught and the rest of us.
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