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The Night Before Christmas

Phone sex‘Twas the night before Christmas and up at my place

My wet tight pussy was riding Santa’s sweet face!

His big balls were hanging so low and so tight

And his jolly thick cock was a nice yummy site!

As I licked and I sucked that hard candy cane

visions of sweet cum danced in my young whorish brain.

Then he bent me right over and slapped my firm ass

And started pounding my pussy so hard and so fast!

My naughty smooth pussy, once creamy and tight

had been stretched to the limit, having been fucked hard all night!

Then from that sweet candy cock there came such a splatter

That it flooded my pussy and filled it with batter.

My sloppy wet cunt began to twitch and to shake

as I returned the favor and squirted Santa’s sweet face!

He slurped and he sucked every sweet creamy drop

and I smiled and giggled while cleaning his cock!

Then he sprang from my bed and up the chimney he flew

with jolly happy balls, that were no longer blue!

But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight.

Shyla, you’re naughty

But you were a good slut tonight!

 

 

Mommy Phone Sex Whore Gets Drunk and Fucked

mommy phone sexWhat does this mommy phone sex slut do on Thanksgiving and Black Friday? She parties. Wednesday, I had to get drunk on wine because I was out of blow. My dealer had a covid scare and I could not see him for two weeks. He trades me coke for pussy. Other dealers are in town, but they want cash, not my married pussy. I went through a few bottles of wine until I could see Marcus. I was drunk when Marcus arrived yesterday morning with blow for me. I am a sloppy drunk too. Coke is more my speed. My boys were home because school has not resumed yet, plus it was a holiday break. Marcus and I go way back. He has been my dealer since before I got married and moved to the burbs. He loves a dirty mommy, so the fact that my boys had a front row seat to the hot escapades, made it better for him. He loves to give my horny boys a show. Marcus is black. He has the biggest cock I have ever fucked. He gives me the biggest cum shot too. Bigger than my husband and sons combined can give me. It started with a skull fuck. It shifted into an ass fucking and it ended with a gang bang. Marcus wanted my boys to join the fun. Normally, he is not into sharing me with white guys, but since he always wished he could have fucked his mother, he thought this was hot. It made him feel like he was my son, and he was sharing his mommy whore with his brothers. I was drunk and getting 3 cocks in me at once. Now, Marcus calls me the three-hole mommy whore wonder. I took black cock in my ass. I had white boy dick in my pussy and mouth. And I had cum oozing out of all three holes. I do not remember much, but Marcus filmed me for his spank bank, and so we all have something to remember the night mommy got drunk.

My Wet Bald Pussy Needed Stuffing

wet bald pussyMy wet bald pussy needed stuffing. I am alone with no family and no boyfriend. I just wanted some stuffing and some man gravy. I was at the strip club last night, but oddly enough it was pretty dead. Holidays are always slamming, so I am certain the lack of horny men buying VIP time with me had to do with Covid and not Thanksgiving. I was not ready to go home to an empty house when I left the club last night, so I went to the hotel bar next door. I was the belle of the ball. The bar was supposed to close early per the governor’s orders, but the bar owner was a rebel. He just dimmed the lights and locked us inside. There was me and maybe 8 other guys. Not a huge crowd. But enough men to make me not feel lonely. I had one too many Tequila shots and my slut side shined. It shined bright too. I started guzzling cock from a bar stool. The horny men lined up to skull fuck me. I swallowed cum and I swallowed a lot. In the moment, I joked about cum shots. Guys who could not wait, started cumming in shot glasses. Since I am a cum whore, I pounded back their cum shots. It was not a traditional Thanksgiving celebration, but I was not alone. Plus, I got the stuffing I wanted and all the man gravy I could handle.

Big Tit Photos: Give My Tits Some Gravy

big tit photosBig tit photos will compliment your Thanksgiving meal. I want your gravy all over my tits too. I would not mind a good stuffing either. I am usually with my family this time of year, but it is not safe to travel. Are you in the same boat? Bars are closed, so I cannot even go out with my girlfriends and have some drunken debauchery the night before a holiday. I can masturbate, however, and watch porn. I can flirt with my neighbors and sext with my married lovers. I can take nude selfies for blogs and to make my married lovers miss me more. And, I can have phone sex with you. So, although it appears that I will be a party of one this holiday, I still have plenty of things I can do to pass the time. I went outside nude this morning. I snapped some new pictures for my blogs, like this one right here. I wanted to highlight my big jugs so you can imagine giving me your cock gravy. I love the feel and the look of cum on my big tits. This is a Thanksgiving unlike any one before. If you are stuck all alone, let’s celebrate together. We can have some drinks, smoke some weed and masturbate while talking dirty. Who knows? Maybe this will be the least stressful holiday for either of us.

GFE Phone Sex Escort

gfe phone sexI love gfe phone sex calls. I have two looks. I can be a tough looking brunette or a blonde goddess. Either way I am sexy as fuck and always in charge. I have a bunch of sugar daddies. All kinds of men too, from all over the world. It is amazing how many countries have shemale lovers. Those countries may not be safe for shemales to live but that does not mean shemale fans cannot come to the US or call a tranny. I have a sheik I met a few months prior to the virus turning the world upside down. He came to America for business but made it a mission to look for a chick with a dick. I was in this LBGTQ bar when I met him. He came in with an entourage. Honestly, I thought he was in the wrong bar. Middle Eastern men have never been my thing only because I know special girls like me are persecuted in their countries. He came up to me and asked me if I was a shemale. With some muscle in the form of bouncers behind me, I told him I was. He showed me a briefcase of more money than I had ever seen at once. He made me a deal. He wanted the shemale domination porn experience. In exchange for one night with me in his hotel suite, I would walk away with the cash. I was nervous it was a set up, but he had a boner and kind eyes. Turned out, he was what he said he was. I gave a sheik an ass pounding for hours. I skull fucked him too. He was my bitch and he paid me handsomely. He is itching to get back to the states. Maybe soon. But until then, he fucks the dildos I send him while we face time. He puts money in my account after every call we have. I have him hooked on shemales and tranny phone sex.

Black Cock Phone Sex Sissy Training

black cock phone sexNo one does black cock phone sex like me. I am a black cock whore. I have been one since I was a teen girl. I thought I could go back, but my white girl pussy was not having any white dick again. My husband and I have a unique marriage. He is living a pussy free life. I cuckolded him when we were just dating. He wanted to marry me so badly, he became my black cock fagot and cuckold for life. Now, he helps me train others. I recently started a home school program for cuckolds and sissies. Most of it is online training, but I love subliminal training. I indoctrinate white boys on the beauty of big black cocks. I let them know they are not worthy of white girl pussy. I tell them that sexy babes like me deserve only the best cocks. I will not say that is only black cock. But it is mostly black cock. Many white men secretly want to worship big black cocks. Those with tiny white dicks at least. They just need some encouragement. My husband was the first one I trained. He turned out perfect too. He went from a do not ask do not tell policy to wanting to fluff big black cocks for me. I knew what he was capable of being. I knew he had it in him to be a black cock faggot. He just needed encouragement and training. He needed black cock sissy phone sex. Now the question is, do you?

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Jerry Garcia Pussy

Phone sex Shyla

This is some pretty good shit I am smokin!

I was just on a call and he asked me to send him a picture of my pussy.

So I snapped this selfie.

Now, I know I am a little wasted but y’all see that, right?

Look really close!

Jerry Fucking Garcia is in my pussy!

Do ya see him!

Look, there is his eyes! And his nose! And his mouth!

My pussy has been possessed by the Grateful Deads ghost!

Hot ass sex

Do you think he was singing about my slippery wet cunt in Friend Of The Devil?

My pussy will be famous!

People will come for miles just to look at at!

My tight wet pussy will see more action than all the porn stars in all the land!

Oh wait!

Who wants to tongue fuck Jerry Fucking Garcia!

 

Cocksucking Phone Sex with My Niece

cocksucking phone sexI am good at cocksucking phone sex. I can swallow swords. I do have a gag reflex, but it is hard to gag me. My niece is staying with us for a while. She is my husband’s sister’s daughter. Her mom got COVID and is a single mom, so we took the girl in while her mom recuperates. My sister-in-law is not as liberal as my husband and I are. I mean she knows I am naked on the Internet. She knows I like to party. She just does not know about the family fun or my passion for boy dick. Her daughter knows though. No way to hide it from the girl if she is staying with us indefinitely. I am not about to be on good behavior. I do not think good behavior is something I can do, LOL. My niece is a curious girl. I was partying last night. I had my sons and a couple of their friends entertaining me. I was doing lines off their cocks. They were fucking me. My sons and their pals gave me a hardcore ass fucking. I was loud. I always am with rough anal. I woke my niece up. But before I realized she was up, she had watched her naughty aunt in action for about an hour. She wanted to join the fun. I asked her if she had every sucked cock. She looked embarrassed to say no. I told her at one time in my life, I had not either. Her cousins did not mind helping to further her education. Neither did their friends. She got a little coke high just off the residue on their cocks. Was not my intention, but it aided her in swallowing their cocks. For a novice, she did well. She swallowed 5 loads of jizz on her first night as a cock sucking whore. Either it was the coke, or she is a natural. I think since she is staying with us, I am going to keep furthering her sexual education.

He was so humiliated

cuckolding phone sexI was hanging out with this guy and to be honest, I was bored as hell. He was alright and all but just gave off wimpy cucky vibes so I was just not feeling it. I just knew that if I got his pants off the dick would be tiny and who wants that? But all that changed when his brother showed up. Now there was a man, a real man just throwing off alpha male vibes everywhere and instantly I wanted him. He knew I wanted him too, he just swaggered on over and shoved his brother out the way and told him it was time to let a real man spend some time with the beautiful woman. A shiver went down my spine and my pussy was soaking wet. He fucked me right in front of his brother and all that lil cucky did was whine and cry and beg to be allowed to rub his lil nubbin. Pathetic really…

Built for Big Tit Fucking

big tit fuckingI am built for big tit fucking. I am built for trouble too. I always stand out with 44 EEE natural breasts. I got called to jury duty last week. Honestly, I thought I could use COVID as an excuse. I mean I did not want to be in courtroom 6 feet apart or 6 inches apart from anyone.  I had no luck getting out of it, so I thought if I looked too distracting, I would be dismissed. That was my plan. So, the day I was set to appear for jury selection, I crammed my big tits into a tiny baby doll t-shirt.  I had on a tight short skirt and black boots that came above my knees. I was sitting behind a partition, but my tits stole the courtroom. The lawyer was asking me questions but got tongue tied. The other lawyer had the same issue. Both lawyers wanted me, just not for the jury, LOL. As I was leaving, the defense lawyer chased me to the parking lot. I thought maybe they changed their mind, or I forgot to sign something. He asked me out. I asked him if it violated some ethical or legal obligation and he said only if I was selected as a juror. Then he proceeded to tell me that is why he dismissed me because once I was a juror on a case he was involved, he would never get to see me naked. I was kind of hoping I was worth the risk of being disbarred. I gave him my number, and we hooked up that night. Of course, he was married. Most of my fans are, but he was rich. Italian suit wearing, fancy sports car driving, Rolex rich. And he had a big dick to boot. The moment he entered my wet bald pussy, I was squirting and screaming. Wow. If his skills in the bedroom mirrored his skills in the courtroom, he could get me off for murder with 20 eyewitnesses. I snagged another married man into my fuck rotation. And to think, I wanted to avoid court.