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Best “Bachelor” Party Ever!

When I got offered to work a bachelor party, I jumped at the chance – they are usually a blast and I get a lot of nice cock that is starved for some tight pussy. The groom is always especially fun to screw and the money is kickass too.  Little did I know this would be an entirely different experience! I was instructed by a woman over the telephone to bring at least two or three other girls and that we were to wear schoolgirl uniforms.

That didn’t seem too out of the ordinary – I’ve played a policewoman and other such things before, so I agreed. I found some hot friends of mine that were down for the event and we got our outfits together. They looked so damn hot we barely made it to the party without just having our own twisted little orgy! We pulled up, and went to the door, and to our surprise, a super hot chick answered the door. She was also in a schoolgirl outfit? I was confused but she welcomed us in and so we went.

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She led us towards the loud music and when we entered the room she announced that the “talent” was here. It was a room full of smoking hot women! She saw the look of surprise on our faces, and laughed as she told me that the bride and groom happen to both be women in this wedding – and it all started to make sense. She introduced us to the “groom”, who was a gorgeous lipstick lesbian who wasn’t shy at all about tugging on my skirt and wanting to touch me all over.

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We began drinking heavily and partying with all the hot girls and then it was time for the “groom” to get her show. She wanted one thing and one thing only – to spank us naughty schoolgirls! I was so horny after spending time with these hot aggressive women that I was up for anything. She grabbed each of us one by one and put us over her lap and began spanking us so hard our asses were bright red! She was firm, and slapped so hard it made my pussy drip. I wanted her so fucking bad, but she only wanted to spank us.


The other guests, however, were more than happy to join in the all girl orgy that rolled on into the rest of the night. The happy “groom” sure did know how to throw a party, and I will never forget my first same-sex bachelor party, as it was full of sexy pussy and women who knew exactly how to please me.  

3 is the loneliest number

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Master is out of town. He told me to stay here, locked up, away, for the whole week. It’s been so hard. I need the pain. I need the release. I went into our bathroom and found a pack of razor blades. I’d started cutting in middle school. My grades were bad and I was so lonely and cutting myself was a physical and sexual release. I would slice into my skin, watch the blood ooze out, and play with myself. I used to cut my arms, mainly, but I cut my stomach and thighs a few times. Just thinking about the razors piercing my skin got my pussy wet. I grabbed the blade tight between my thumb and forefinger and very slowly pressed it into my wrist. I drug it up my arm, the endorphins going wild. Why did I ever stop? It was such a rush! When the blood started seeping out of the second slice, I put the razor blade down and swept a finger through the redness and used it as lube to rub myself into an incredible bloody orgasm. I cut myself one final time and then lit a cigarette. I’m not usually a smoker but the seratonin and dopamine were surging through my system. I fingered myself as i smoked and I was close to cumming as the cigarette was coming to the end of its life. I used my cunt as an ashtray as I came, and the pain was extreme and exquisite. I flicked the butt into the toilet and passed out, coming to as the sun was setting in the small bathroom window. Sigh. Only 4 more days til he gets back.Submissive Phone Sex

Let’s Have an Adult Phone Chat about Incest!

adult phone chat anal mommyMy son’s school teacher called me last night to tell me we needed to have an adult phone chat about my boy’s behavior. I guess the cat is out of the bag. My son has been drawing sexy pictures of me in class and masturbating in the locker room instead of focusing on his school work. I was informed my son was being referred to the school social worker because of his deviant behavior.  Excuse me? There is nothing deviant about a young stud who is hot for his mommy. And jacking off is healthy and normal. It should be encouraged not demonized. Think how productive school boys and girls would be if they could rub one out when they needed to? It helps us all focus. I mean, when you got an itch, you have to scratch it or you can’t focus on anything else. I raised my boy to pleasure himself whenever the urge arises. Just like I do.

This morning, I marched my hot ass down to his school and had a private meeting with his teacher. I had to prevent my son from talking to a social worker. He might fully admit that we have been fucking for some time now because he is proud of our incestuous relationship. He has a MILF for a mom and he likes to brag about “tapping my ass.” My mother bear instinct kicked in. I want to protect my son, protect our relationship, so I seduced the teacher. Few married men can resist a foxy redhead who loves it up the ass. After I let him fuck my ass for a good hour and fill it up with cum, I told him if he ever sends my son to the social worker, or even tries to demonize him for his natural biological urges, I would have a little adult phone chat with his wife to play her the tape of him fucking a student’s mother up the ass. Most wives, and principles for that matter, frown upon such behavior.

adult phone chat incest mommyWhen  it comes to my offspring, I will do anything to protect them. Instead of making my boy feel bad about his feelings for his mother, his teacher should be encouraging his art work. My son is talented. In more ways than one of course. I think it is natural for mothers and sons to fuck. It is society that should be demonized for repressing the natural attraction that parents have for their offspring. My son is a better lover and more of a man than his teacher will ever be.  Never underestimate the lengths a momma will go to keep fucking her son! Give me a call, and we can have our own adult phone chat about incest.

Private Dancer

I have been promising you a special dance and I am ready to finally perform for you. I have been belly dancing since I was really young – too young to even be shaking my hips – and I like to think I can hypnotize you with every move of my hips. Turn on the music and let the drums pound out a rhythm you will soon be feeling all through your body. I am wearing a coin belt that jingles with every flick of my hips and a top that barely covers my breasts.

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I sway my hips and chest in circular motions and tease you – jiggling every part of me right in your face. You can smell my scent as you watch the motions of my body. I take off my top and you watch as my breasts sway and move with every step. Your cock gets hard inside your boxers and you lean back on the couch to watch and enjoy as I continue to tease you with my talent. A second song comes on, slightly slower, and I slow down my movements. You begin to get dizzy from watching me – your cock is throbbing as you try to control yourself.

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Your eyes dart between my hips and my tits and my face. You want to feel my hips riding you and my tits and lips on your face. You begin to stroke your cock and I spin in front of you. The music slows even more to just a slow steady beat. I pop my hips towards you and lift up just enough for you to get a glimpse of my wet naked pussy under my sash. Its too much for you, and you come off the couch at me. You grab me and lift me onto the couch and spread my legs.

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You’re in a frenzy of lust after being teased with my gorgeous body and you need to feel your cock inside. I climb on top of you and straddle that huge dick of yours and continue to gyrate my hips as I sink my tight cunt down your long shaft. You moan as I cum all over you, and then you begin to thrust your hips up and fuck me deeper as my pussy throbs around you. Your hands are all over my breasts and your tongue is deep in my mouth. I love being your private dancer, Baby.

Hot Ass Sex for All

Hot Ass sex was in the works this afternoon as I woke all my munchkins up for Sunday brunch. Our brunch days are not the normal Sunday meals. In fact our Sunday Brunch doesn’t really involve “food” per sei. Sunday brunch is a family occasion, yes, but there is a whole new smorgasbord of treats at the brunch. 

My strap-ons were clean and laying out, all the munchkins were showered and appropriately attired. My silk robe barely concealed my nakedness as I went to answer the door. Right on time, my brother and his little ones in tow are here for the family day. My brother has become quite the anal sex and rim job lover since we started playing together. 

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It is always a good time watching the cousins get along so well as we all get blasphemous on Sunday with all the cocksucking blowjobs and anal sex we enjoy. The munchkins have become great at asshole sucking and cleaning creampies up. I love watching my princesses and their incestuous fucking with their brothers and cousins.

Today is special my princesses are going to get stretched by their uncle and I will be taking on my brothers herd with my big strap-on. Our sluts are awesome and have certainly learned a little about family values. 

Super Bowl Halftime Quickies: You Can Have Pigskin and Pussy

cum slut phone sex MILFSuper Bowl Sunday is this Sunday evening. Guess what? You can have pigskin and pussy.  A 10 minute quickie is all you need during half time to release the tension of the game! If your team is ahead, celebrate with a load of jizz on my face. If your team is sucking balls, let me suck yours and make you feel better. Either way, you get to release a load of cum, and I get to receive a load of cum. It’s win win.

So during the half time show, give me or any of my fellow cum sluts a call. Katy Perry is the halftime show. Let’s be honest,  you would only be watching her in hopes of a wardrobe malfunction anyway. But Katy Perry’s nipple won’t make you cum. Ten minutes of me sucking, fucking, or jacking your cock will have you exploding on Katy’s pretty cherub face.

At a party and can’t talk? Excuse yourself to the bathroom, call me on your cell. Afraid you might get caught in the bathroom? Go to the car or the garage. No one will miss you for ten minutes.  You can make a booze run while stroking your cock in your car. Maybe you are at the house of a friend, co worker or boss with a wife you lust after? You can even get lost to her bedroom, and I will help you jack off in a pair of her panties. Always fantasized  about a circle jerk? Have your friends give you $20, and I will phone fuck you all on speaker phone  while you cover me in cum. Someone at the party you despise? I’ll help you discreetly deposit a load of cum in their food or drink. You can even do a 2 girl call and listen to two cum dumpsters share your seed.  You don’t even have to talk much. Just stroke and I will carry the conversation to an explosive end. Hell, you can even purchase a cyber text session and I can sext you to a hard orgasm without you uttering more than a few words.

There is a lot of fun that can be crammed into a 10 minute  quickie, so there is no need to sacrifice a much needed cum for pigskin. I can make a man cum in 10 minutes or 100. You need me more than Katy Perry.

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The Pre-Game Was The Party

I’m so excited about the Superbowl weekend! Our plans are coming together and we put the final pieces together last night. We decided to order catering from the local steakhouse; there would be four appetizers, three side dishes including salad, baked potatoes, and cheesy broccoli. Our main dishes would include shrimp, chicken and of course steaks. The meal during the game would be like no other Superbowl, we decided to go very “grown and sexy” for this event. Everyone in attendance had to be comfortable with each other and to lighten the mood there would be lots of alcohol there. We decided it’d be best that we had a pregame session for everyone who wanted to come to our Superbowl party. That way we didn’t have any weird wall flowers who were too afraid to join the party. After we settled on the menu and the possible guest we started the pregame.


There were more men than women who wanted to attend our Superbowl party so there would definitely be a lot of double stuffing if everyone showed up on Sunday. We’d been drinking all night and I was loose sitting and chatting in one of the guy’s lap. I felt his cock starting to get hard underneath me, so I pulled it out to see what he was working with. I sucked it as soon as I got him out, he had such a big black cock, it was easily 10 inches. I felt a set of strong hands grip my face and force it down on his cock, it couldn’t have been his hands because he had a tight hold on my big tits. Whoever he was entered me from behind, covering his dick in my cum. He was pounding inside me hard as he made me cock on another cock. It was so good but I had to come up for air! When I did there were so many people fucking around me and every cock looked so desirable. The only women there were big a beautiful with big tits and fat asses, each one of them working with more than one cock. Everyone who was there that night just had to come to our Superbowl Sexy Sunday party! It wouldn’t be the same if we missed one freak. 

Game? What Game?

Every year, during the Superbowl, I play the same game – trying to get your attention! You are a fuck machine every other day of the year, so this is the only day that its a challenge for me, and secretly I love it. I know you want my body but your love of that stupid game is actually enough to distract you – or is it? I usually wait until halftime, but not this year. I want to make sure I totally control that cock of yours and so I am pulling out all the stops.

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I’m going to start by withholding sex from you for a couple days. I need you even more horny than usual to play out my plan. I am going to parade around for those couple of days in next to nothing clothes and every time that cock gets hard and wants to fuck me I am going to make up a reason why I can’t. You will be out of your mind wanting my tight pussy by the time that football game starts.

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Then you will spend Sunday pregaming all morning, while I spend it shopping for a super sexy outfit and some new heels. I will come home, and do my makeup and hair just the way you like. You will be trying to watch TV, but your cock will make you aware of my sexy perfume coming from the other room. Then, wearing my new outfit – a sexy loose blouse and leopard print high heels, I will parade out in front of you. As I stop in between you and the TV, I begin to strip. I pull my blouse down and expose my breasts as I gyrate my hips and pinch my nipples.

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Your cock starts to stir in your jeans, and your attention slowly moves from the Big Game to my body. You sit back, adjusting your huge dick, and I finally have your full attention. I tease you slowly, showing you every piece of me that you have wanted for days. I just keep teasing, and you finally get up and grab me and pin me down on the couch. Your enthusiasm is hot as fuck and you fuck me with that cock of yours without glancing at the TV even one time. The cheering coming from the speakers seemed like it was for us. It may as well have been – I scored the ultimate touchdown.

Halftime Showtime!

Now I wouldn’t say I love the Superbowl, but I will tell you that I love the benefits of having gangs and gangs of big hunky men running around my town. It never fails, no matter who’s playing whether its my home team or someone else, the men still come out in mass numbers the second the month of February comes around. I could care less about the game because I promise I haven’t watched not one game all season. I do have a special space in my heart for the Superbowl, their half time shows are a lot longer than the regular season which gives me enough time to have more than a quickie.

I decided to enjoy the Superbowl at my brothers house last year and boy was it fun! By halftime everyone was extremely wasted do their wasn’t a shy bone in the place. My brother’s best friend was no exception. He approached me while I was in my room and started to pick a fight with me. Instead of talking shit back I popped him in his face and it was all over from there. We were on the floor wrestling when I realized how much I really desired this man. He was holding me so tight and grabbing me in the all the right places.

I was trying to get loose from his hold then suddenly he kissed me before I got the chance to walk away. I was a sucker for him the moment his lips touched mine. We for lost in each other in that moment and were eventually wrestling naked. He was toying with my pussy and I was all his. He made me nut all over him, he told me he’d been waiting for this moment ever since him and my brother became friends. He left me there wanting all of his nut as we stumbled back to the living room before they got to far into the third quarter. I do hope I can bump into him again this Superbowl season.

Babysitting with Bambi

Babysitter Phone SexThe other day I was jonesing for some blow. I asked Daddy if he could hook it up, but his own connect was out. He told me the only other dealer he knew happened to be that creepy redneck guy down the street. He lived about 4 houses down and had a house that was the local stomping grounds for all the little punks that lived on the street. I walked down to his house and asked if he had anything. “Funny you should ask, Bambi! The missus and I were fixin’ to go pick somethin’ up tonight but I just got a call from our sitter. She done went and got the flu. Can you fill in? We were going to grab a bite along with it, shouldn’t be more than three, four hours.” Ughhhhh, this is my LEAST favorite thing to do, but for an 8ball, I’d do about anything right now. I smiled my sweetest smile. “I’d love to, Mr. G” He and his old lady headed out about an hour later, leaving me with 3 snot nose, sticky faced brats. You know how youngin’s are, they show you all their toys and then ask you a thousand goddamn questions. “What’s your name? Where do you go to school? What grade are you in?” Useless stuff like that. The littlest asked me “What do you like to do for fun?” I let out a hearty laugh. “Fuck and do cocaine.” “what’s cocaine?” the oldest asked. “It’s a magic powder, like Nesquik but you put it in your nose” “Yum!” she quipped. I laughed, in spite of myself “Definitely” “What’s fuck?” I started to answer that question several times but I couldn’t figure out how put it. I pointed to the teen boy “Take your pants off” and the older girl “you too.” They did as I told them without hesitation. Dumb little shits. I started rubbing the girl’s pink puffy little slit and stroking the teen’s uncut fuckstick. He immediately hardened in my hand and she started bucking her tiny little hips. Both of them made tiny involuntary sounds of pleasure. “Now, you lay down on that couch.” I instructed the girl. She did, instantly, seemingly knowing exactly what to do as she spread her legs and continued where I’d left off, stroking herself. I quickly slobbered on the boy’s rockhard cock and told him where to put it. They fucked so innocently and perfectly that I was instantly soaked. I lifted my skirt and pulled my panties to the side and started rubbing myself. “that’s fucking” I told them. I turned to the littlest. “Do you want a taste?” She seemed to have experience, as she plunged her tiny tongue into my sweet juicy cunny. I kept rubbing on my clit as she tongue fucked me, and within 5 minutes, all three of us had cum. “Your turn” the brother told the littlest sister and we all took turns ravishing her perfect little body. I looked at the clock after her tiny body convulsed and jerked and she screamed in perfect innocent pleasure. Goddammit. I’ve got 3 more hours with these rugrats. What the hell am I gonna do? Call me if you’ve got any ideas.