My New Toy

phone sexI just absolutely love it when my mail runs!! I ordered a new vibrator online and it came today. When the mailman knocked on my door I answered it wearing nothing. I thought he was going to drop my package. I politely snatch it away closing my door in his face. He looks a little sad but oh well this silver bullet has been on my mind for days.. As Im opening my package the phone rings.. It is a sales lady. I couldn’t even tell you what she was selling I was so excited slicing through the brown cardboard box to find my prize waiting inside. I had apparently ignored or hung up on the sales call oh well at least she was gone. I rush to my room and turn on my favorite porn and lay in my big soft bed rolling over to my bedside table open my drawer only to find I dont have anymore batteries left.

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