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Cum Slut Phone SexSometimes I hate the holiday season! There is just too much argument and anger over who celebrates what when we should all be using this time together and showing how much we love our fellow man. Whether we with them a “Happy Kwanzaa!” as they fuck us with their big black cock or a “Happy Hanukkah!” as they spoil you for 8 days with so many presents. If I just wished people a “Happy Christmas!” I’d not get to enjoy nearly as much cock in such a wide variety. Hell, even Pagans (ha, see what I did there. Christmas, Pagans, hell? Moving on.) celebrate Winter Solstice and if you know anything about me I love to party, to dance naked in the woods to primal beats and end with a cum filled orgy to celebrate the winter season. Whatever it is you celebrate I want to wish you happy whatever it is. Happy Festivus. I hope Black Pete and Krampus don’t come to your bed tonight… Or maybe I do, that might be hot, I’ve never fucked a chimney sweep in black face or a demonic goat santa before… Hrm… That sounds like an idea. So to you I wish a Vianočný pozdrav, Felices Fiestas, Julhälsningar, and of course a very happy holiday no matter what you celebrate. Muah! Kisses!

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