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Bisexual Phone Sex Fun

bisexual phone sexBisexual phone sex is something I know a thing  or two about. I am a bisexual sexy BBW. I love sucking cock as much as I enjoy a fat juicy cunt. I played doctor with school girls when I was a school girl. I was always curious about female anatomy. Nothing changed in college. I went home with as many drunk sorority girls as I did stoned college boys. I like to fuck. Boy or girl it doesn’t matter. I got assigned community service recently for a DUI. It could have been far worse, but my big tits and cock sucking skills saved me from a worse sentence.  I met Gabby at community service. She got in trouble for public fucking. Her big tits saved her too. Turns out we both had the same arresting officer. He clearly shows a bit of compassion for thick busty girls. Gabby and I hit it off instantly. Our first day of community service, I invited her over for dinner. She dined on my wet bald pussy. Damn, she can lick some pussy. I let her worship my pussy for over an hour before I stopped being hedonistic and licked back. She tasted yummy. Thick muff. Pink and so very wet. I tongued her asshole too, which sent her to the ceiling. We knew how to make each other cream. We broke out my strap-on and enjoyed the feel of a plastic cock up our wet pussies too. We even tribbed our cunts together. That gave us each a hot squirting pussy. We both still love cock and man seed, but we have been inseparable for weeks. A man might be good a giving a girl a hardcore fucking, but a girl is better at eating pussy. What do you think? Don’t worry guys. I still want your big dicks.


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Big Tit Photos on the Fly

big tit photosHe asked me if I had ever posed for big tit photos for money. I said not for money, but many a man has wanted to snap nude pictures of my sexy BBW body. I was in my drive way washing my car and this random jogger struck up a conversation with me about my big tits. He was clearly flirting, but I could tell he was a tit man. He couldn’t make eye contact with me, nor could he stop asking me boob questions. I was feeling charitable, so I tossed him a bone. I let the hose saturate my top until it was completely transparent. The hard bulge in his pants was transparent too. He shifted around like a school boy with his first boner, but I told him, “Now neither of us has anything to hide.” I motioned him to the back porch. I stripped naked for him and invited him to jack off on my tits. He wanted to fuck me, but the bulge in his pants was deceiving. He was hard, not big. I want a cock I can feel. I think all women do. I told him my husband would be home soon, and if he didn’t want shot he best give me his biggest cum shot to my tits and get on home to his wife. Before I even got all that out of my mouth, his jizz sprinkled my big jugs. I guess I cock teased him, but what was the harm? I didn’t fuck him, but I did let him cum on my big sexy boobs. That is charity not tease and denial. Maybe I would fuck him one day, but I am sure he had no complaints. I mean he went for an after work run and got to cum on a sexy BBW’s big natural boobs.


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BBW Phone Sex Mistress

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BBW phone sex girls make the best mistresses. Most of my lovers are married men who like spoiling me. I love to be pampered and spoiled. I have more than one sugar daddy. I take care of them, they take care of me. My first married man was my land lord’s husband. I think she is a bull dyke in denial. She has not tossed him a bone since I was learning to walk. He is about 30 years older than me, but he is a silver haired fox with a big dick. She controls the money because all their property is in her name, but he does the books. He skims a little off the top every month to spoil me with nice presents. She is gone a lot wheeling and dealing so we have plenty of time to play together. He came over this morning and brought me a pretty pink Coach purse I have been wanting forever. In exchange, he got my pretty pink hot squirting pussy. He knows just how to make my bald kitty purr and rain. If my landlord is not going to give his 8 inch cock any attention, I am happy too. If you are looking for a sexy BBW mistress who knows how to take care of neglected cocks, you just found her!


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Gang Bang Phone Sex

gang bang phone sexGang bang phone sex is something I enjoy. Now, I have never had a gang bang. I have fucked several guys at once, but technically, a gang bang is 50 or more guys in one setting. That’s the porn star definition. I fantasize about taking 50 cocks in a night. I might be ruined afterwards, but if I am going to ruin my pussy and ass, that is how I want to do it. I talk to guys all the time on the phone who like a gangbang whore. We fantasize that I can somehow get 50 guys to my place for that to happen. I was walking my dog past fraternity row last night and it hit me that a frat house is the perfect place for a gang bang. College boys love to fuck. In a fraternity house, there are always lots of guys. I took my pup back home, put on something slutty and went back in hopes of being a dirty gangbang whore. I knocked on the door, acted like I was lost. A frat boy invited me in, but the house was bare. Apparently, over the summer, few guys stay in the house. It was not completely empty, however. There were 5 guys there. Five guys down to fuck a sexy BBW too. So not exactly a gang bang, but more guys than I have had at once. We partied a bit first. I did a beer bong. I was a drunk girl in no time fast with that thing. My clothes hit the ground as soon I was buzzed. They fought for my fuck holes, but I could blow one cock, get another in my wet bald pussy, yet another in my ass and one in each hand. I felt like a porn star. I left the frat house covered in cum. Maybe it wasn’t a real gang bang, but it was a start.


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Roleplay Phone Sex: The Naughty Nurse is In

roleplay phone sexI love roleplay phone sex. Do you? I can be anyone you want me to be when we role play. I dress up in my personal time to for the men in my life. I have a few boyfriends. Don’t judge. There is plenty of me to go around. My neighbor has been a lover of mine for a few years now. He is my bitch landlord’s cuckold husband. He has a nice cock. She is just a ball busting bitch. He has this naughty nurse fantasy I wanted to help him fulfill. I put on my latex nurse’s outfit and invited him over for a prostate exam. Men love a woman who is not afraid of ass play. I am a very anal girl, but I love giving as much as I love receiving. He just about had a heart attack when he saw me.  I put some KY warming jelly on my finger and told him to drop his pants and bend over. I worked my finger up his ass until I found his special spot. Have you found your special spot yet? You know, that spot in your ass that once found gives you the hard cock you had when you were in high school? The spot that makes you explode the biggest cum shot ever? I found it on my neighbor quickly. As his cock was erupting like an ancient volcano, I buried my mouth on it to catch all the spillage. The trick is to keep massaging the prostate even when the eruption begins. This is the way you keep draining those neglected balls. My landlord’s husband had a few aftershocks if you know what I mean. I drained his balls in one setting, better than his shrew wife has in their entire marriage. I bet I can do the same for you. Do you like prostate phone sex?


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My Wet Bald Pussy and a Furry Pal

wet bald pussyMy wet bald pussy loves to be licked. Sometimes I am a naughty, dirty girl and I let something with more than two legs lick my pussy if you know what I mean. A girl has to do what a girl has to do sometimes. My neighbor has a big furry beast named Hulk. I have a key to their place to let him out at lunch. Last week we had some bad storms from the tropical storm hitting the gulf coast. The roads were bad and I was horny. I wasn’t getting dick and BOB was all out of batteries. Then I remembered this hot call I had once. My caller told me how he put peanut butter on his sister’s pussy when they were young. He got naked and stroked his dick watching the family friend lap at her cunt. She would giggle and say it ticketed. I’m not a little girl, but a sexy BBW who needed her pussy licked. I was desperate to feel a tongue between my legs. Any tongue would do. I let him pee in the back yard, then sat in the recliner butt naked with my legs spread. I smeared peanut butter on my bald pussy and signaled Hulk over to get a juicy treat. Oh what a good boy he was. He even licked in the crevices to get every last drop of peanut butter.  Hulk gave me a squirting pussy. Good boy indeed. I have many two legged pals who can’t do that!


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Phone Sex Future Mommy

phone sexPhone sex with me is whatever you want! I am not the kind of girl who says no to much. I mean how am I supposed to know if I like something if I don’t try it, right. If I don’t like it, I don’t do it again. I don’t like little brats. I find them tiresome, annoying and in the way, but I get calls to be mommy all the time. Now, I may not want a real rug rat running around stealing the life out of me, but playing your mommy is hot, especially since you have a grown up cock on a little body. I think guys are attracted to my tits. They remind them of their mommy’s breast feeding boobs. They fantasize about nursing off my big lactating tits. My caller earlier, had me squirt my milk into his mouth as he stroked his little pee pee. Didn’t take long for him to squirt back if you know what I mean. The call got hotter for me when he wanted to make a baby with mommy. I think I might like a brat far better if my son was the baby daddy. Incest is taboo, but incest breeding is even more taboo. One of the things I like best about the adult phone chat world is that I can test things out in fantasy before reality and see how I like it. I bet it is much the same for you. Role plays allow us to act out our kinkiest fantasies and see how turned on they make us. Now, I just need to get pregnant in real life and wait a decade or so to get knocked up by my son. Luckily, I am a patient girl. In the meantime, who wants to breed this future mommy?


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Phone Sex BBW Bad Babysitter

phone sex BBWI love being a phone sex BBW. My callers get to hear all the juicy details of my wild sex life. You know, the dirty details I can’t even tell my best friends. My BFF was in a jam this weekend. She was left in charge of her little brother while her parents were out of town. She met this hot older guy on Sugar Daddies. It is a dating site that hooks up wealthy old men with young hot sluts. He had a very expensive date planned for her. She didn’t want to miss out because she was watching her brother, so I said I would help. I am not standing in the way of my best friend having a sugar daddy. I thought watching her little brother would be easy. Wrong. He was a fucking horn dog. He kept telling me to show him my tits. He would bust in on me in the bathroom. He stole my panties and jacked off in them. I’m glad I never had a baby brother. They are fucking annoying. My BFF is not like me. She is thin, no boobs. So, I understood her brother was hot for the BBW babysitter with big tits. He finally settled down and went to bed. Of course, I had to bribe him with a look at my tits under my shirt. I thought it settled him down. I woke up in the middle of the night with him jacking his teen cock over my boobs. I was shocked. It was huge! This young high school boy had a big tube steak. Who knew? My BFF would kill me if I fucked her baby brother. It’s like a ho code. Dads, boyfriends and brothers are off limits. I’m not that strong when it comes to big dick. I fucked him. Rode his teen dick so hard I gave myself a black eye from my boobs bouncing up and down. I made him swear he wouldn’t tell his sister. I had to resort to bribery again. I told him if he wanted to keep fucking his sister’s hot friend, his lips were sealed. Funny, he agreed.


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Naughty Neighbor Phone Sex

naughty neighbor phone sexNaughty neighbor phone sex calls are among my favorite. They remind me off all the hot neighbors I have had in my life. I think my male neighbors have always enjoyed living next to me because I am an exhibitionist with big tits and a curvy ass. I do things like masturbate with the windows open; garden naked; sun bathe nude; wash my car in my birthday suit and flirt over the fence. My current neighbor loves me. He is married to my landlord who is a bitch. No one likes her. She hasn’t given him her pussy in a decade. That is okay by him, because he has been getting my pussy instead. My tits, my mouth and my ass too. She went to church yesterday morning, and like clockwork, he was at my house to worship at the temple of my pussy. He eats pussy better than just about any neighbor I have ever had. He is not the most handsome man nor does he have a killer body, but he is a great fuck with a silk tongue. Plus, he is a nice man. All I care about is if someone is good to me and my pussy. I sat on my couch with my legs spread saying, “Oh God,” over and over. That was as close to a Sunday religious experience as I get. When my married lover next door pushed his cock into my plump pussy, we were both praising his name. I think the way we worship on Sunday mornings is more fun than the traditional way. His shrew wife is always gone for 3 hours, so we made the fucking last. We both came multiple times, then we took a shower together just in time for him to get home and act like he missed her. The only thing my neighbor misses is my warm wet pussy.


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My Wet Bald Pussy

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I love playing with my wet bald pussy. I have a confession. One of the reasons I decided to become a phone whore was that old saying about getting paid for what you love to do. I mean I can’t think of any other job that is legal where you can masturbate while working? Think about it. If you could get paid to stroke your cock from the comfort of your bedroom, you may never leave the house! I am lucky because so many of my callers enjoy mutual masturbation. They want to hear me play with my wet pussy and they enjoy helping me cum. Now of course in this business, I get men who don’t care if I cum or not. They believe they have paid for a service and it’s all about them. I understand that and I will deliver whatever they want. I just may secretly be playing with my puss while I give them what they paid for. The overwhelming majority of my callers enjoy mutual masturbation phone sex, however, so we can get off together. My girlfriends are so jealous too. They can’t believe I get paid good money to cum and talk dirty to strangers. I have a charmed life. I need to thank a former married lover for telling me I should do this for a living. We phone boned all the time. He would be in his car in the garage stroking his cock while I fingered my fat pussy in my bed. Sometimes talking dirty is all we had for weeks because his wife rarely let him out of her sight. Let’s just say I got good at talking dirty on the phone. That married man is history now, but I am grateful he helped mold me into a perfect phone sex whore.


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